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Cheap Laughs for the Hoplessly Immature
By an Amazon.com customer
Trout BumTrout Bum by John Gierach
Buy new: $9.36 / Used from: $0.20
I like big bass and I cannot lie / Little bittie fishies just make me cry
My Attainment of the PoleMy Attainment of the Pole by Frederick A. Cook
Buy used from: $24.94
Some people call it "hooking up," some people call it "scoring." And some (very odd) people call it "attaining the pole."
Hag's NookHag's Nook by John Dickson Carr
Buy used from: $4.11
Er... Yuck?
The Story of Big Bone LickThe Story of Big Bone Lick by Nancy Jordan Blackmore
Buy new: $24.95 / Used from: $14.75
At 72 pages, that must have been some bone indeed.
Zim's Crack Creme Creamy Daytime Formula, 2.7oz.(76.8g)Zim's Crack Creme Creamy Daytime Formula, 2.7oz.(76.8g)
None for me, thanks.
Freud 99-032 Wedge and Tongue BitFreud 99-032 Wedge and Tongue Bit
Buy new: $69.99
Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar. A "wedge and tongue" bit however is always naughty.
TDK VHS/S-VHS Wet Head CleanerTDK VHS/S-VHS Wet Head Cleaner
They should include some of this with the "Big Bone Lick" book above.
The Taint of LovecraftThe Taint of Lovecraft by Stanley C. Sargent
Buy used from: $21.00
More information than I really want about an author. Ever.
Thrustmaster Hotas Cougar PC Flight StickThrustmaster Hotas Cougar PC Flight Stick
Buy new: $197.81
Anything I said here would be redundant, really.
Night Of The CootersNight Of The Cooters by Howard Waldrop
Buy used from: $3.89
And here as well.
Leviton 831-C2428-I  Quick Jack KitLeviton 831-C2428-I Quick Jack Kit
For today's busy onanist.
KitchenAid Stainless-Steel Melon Baller, RedKitchenAid Stainless-Steel Melon Baller, Red
Stainless steel? How much melon balling are we talking about here?