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Avoid Like the Plague, 2004 Edition
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Museum: Black Knight ChroniclesMuseum: Black Knight Chronicles by Roger Hailey
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This one actually hurt to read.
Going Deeper: How to Make Sense of Your Life When Your Life Makes No SenseGoing Deeper: How to Make Sense of Your Life When Your Life Makes No Sense by Jean-Claude Koven
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The Celestine Prophecies without a storyline.
We Need to Talk About Kevin: A NovelWe Need to Talk About Kevin: A Novel by Lionel Shriver
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No, what we need to do is shut that damn narrator up.
Cobbler's Dream (Peacock books)Cobbler's Dream (Peacock books) by Monica Dickens
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The horse ain't a slave, but his name is...
The Christ Conspiracy: The Greatest Story Ever SoldThe Christ Conspiracy: The Greatest Story Ever Sold by Acharya S
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Could have been so good. Instead, was so bad.
Riddley Walker, Expanded EditionRiddley Walker, Expanded Edition by Russell Hoban
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Unreadable. Literally!
My Year of MeatsMy Year of Meats by Ruth L. Ozeki
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Just goes to show that politically conscious fiction can be just as heavy-handed and boring as politically conscious poetry.
FlickerFlicker by Theodore Roszak
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Can Aronofsky save what Boredom hath wrought?
Thraxas and the Sorcerers (Thraxas Novels)Thraxas and the Sorcerers (Thraxas Novels) by Martin Scott
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This detective isn't hard-boiled, he's over easy.
Road to HellRoad to Hell by Gerard Houarner
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Deeply confused.
The Movies of My LifeThe Movies of My Life by Alberto Fuguet
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On the other hand, not nearly confused enough.
Marching Through GeorgiaMarching Through Georgia by S.M. Stirling
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Left, left, left right left...
GhostwrittenGhostwritten by David Mitchell
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Perhaps those reviewing it well had it ghostread, as well?
The End of a Perfect Day (Lighted Path Collection)The End of a Perfect Day (Lighted Path Collection)
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Hearts, flowers, fuzzy bunnies, and sunsets that look like nuclear explosions.
IIS6 Programming HandbookIIS6 Programming Handbook by Srinivasa Sivakumar
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It's hard to imagine nonfiction being this hard to read.
Middle Earth: PoemsMiddle Earth: Poems by Henri Cole
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Angst is dead.
Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth's Last Days (Left Behind No. 1)Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth's Last Days (Left Behind No. 1) by Tim LaHaye
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So I have finally read it, and it made me realize no one cares any more about how a book is put together. Left Behind is the essence of shoddiness.
Gambling Times Guide to Thoroughbred RacingGambling Times Guide to Thoroughbred Racing by R. G. Denis
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Factual errors are highlights in this morass of bad writing.
The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse StoriesThe Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis
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The title alone should be enough to put you off.
42 Merzgedichte: In Memorian Kurt Schwitters42 Merzgedichte: In Memorian Kurt Schwitters by Jackson Mac Low
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ooooooh... L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E! Well, kind of... since some of it is no language at all.
FaceFace by Tim Lebbon
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Not nearly as bad as the books that precede it on this list; I had a good year, reading-wise.
The Fat Flush PlanThe Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Gittleman
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Probably not bad once you get past Gittelman being a member of the "aspartame is satan" brigade.
One Stick SongOne Stick Song by Sherman Alexie
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Good prose mixed with not-poetry.
Gambling Times Guide to Winning Systems and MethodsGambling Times Guide to Winning Systems and Methods
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You'd think I'd have learned after the first one, but no.
Visions: Paintings by Jackson Pollock, Mark Rothko, Chang Dai-chien, Georgia O'Keeffe and California Impressionists Seen Through the Optic of PoetryVisions: Paintings by Jackson Pollock, Mark Rothko, Chang Dai-chien, Georgia O'Keeffe and California Impressionists Seen Through the Optic of Poetry by Marc Elihu Hofstadter
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Just say "ouch."