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Infamous Andy's WORST FILMS SEEN in 2005
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National Treasure (Widescreen Edition)National Treasure (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $2.01
A forced story that appeals to the undereducated and those passionate for the cliche master known as Bruckheimer!! Poorly done and pathetic.
Madagascar (Widescreen Edition)Madagascar (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $3.30
Want to be out in the wild and be yourself, well...be prepared to loose friends.  This film was a disgrace to children and vegetarians everywhere!
The Pacifier (Widescreen Edition)The Pacifier (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.65
Sloppy editing, horrible acting, and written by two guys who know better than to write garbage like this.  There was nothing of value found in this entire film. This Diesel fueled film ran out of gas.
Drawing FliesDrawing Flies
Buy used from: $1.00
Kevin Smith tries to keep his finger on the pulse of independent cinema, but instead discovers his tastes are dead!
Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (Widescreen Edition)Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.10
Sandra needs to stop, re-evaluate her career choices, then publicly denounce this film.  A horrid cinematic tale of bad jokes, cliched characters, and no story.  BLAH!
Mr. 3000 (Full Screen Edition)Mr. 3000 (Full Screen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01
A glowing example of why sports films are the worst genre Hollywood has created! Blah to you Mr. Mac!
SpanglishSpanglish
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $0.48
This Sandler mess has only one person to blame ... James L. Brooks and his cheap camera work!
Kinsey (Two-Disc Special Edition)Kinsey (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $2.91
Oscar worthy?  I think not.  This was a jumbled mess of a film that needed to be shelved instead of watched.
TartTart
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $3.78
I can only credit this film for one thing ... promising the title.  It honestly left a very tart taste in your mouth, sadly the tart was about 1 million years old.  BLACH!
A Wrinkle in TimeA Wrinkle in Time
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $5.12
If Star Wars and The Neverending Story were throwing out there trash, you would find this one picking through the rubbish! YUCK!
Fat AlbertFat Albert
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.45
This film is like school on Saturday: no class.
What the Bleep Do We Know!?What the Bleep Do We Know!?
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $6.22
Preachy, overbearing, and implosive is not the words needed to describe your documentary.  This film was a literal waste of non-existent space.
Bringing Up Baby (Two-Disc Special Edition)Bringing Up Baby (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $25.99 / Used from: $17.99
This is a glowing example of what happens when good actors take bad parts.  It started in 1938, and it continues to happen today in cinema.  When will we ever learn?
Black KnightBlack Knight
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01
Martin Lawrence didn't stretch on this one.  It is always good to see actors doing work just to see the paycheck (goes for Tom Wilkinson as well).  BLAH!
10.510.5
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.81
This film proves that you can out run an earthquake on a bike and that earthquakes eat trains for lunch (or possible brunch depending on what time of day it is and it's mood) YUK!
Hollywood ShuffleHollywood Shuffle
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $5.00
Townsend's monumental film in which he tries to debunk the African American stereotype in Hollywood, but instead redefines it with this film!!
Bulletproof MonkBulletproof Monk
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01
Hot Dogs and Kung-Fu ... a lethal combination that will leave you with nothing but the cramps!
The January ManThe January Man
Buy new: $9.94 / Used from: $0.73
With poor acting, a confusing plot that literally went nowhere and an ending that felt forced and premature, one can see that this puzzle is unfixable by even the best puzzler in the world.
Father of the Bride (Snap case)Father of the Bride (Snap case)
Buy used from: $3.14
The first time I will ever admit to the remake being better than the original.  This was a horrid film that emphasized money instead of emotion! YUCK!
Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc Edition)Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc Edition)
Buy used from: $13.35
A racist, sexist, pro-Confederate film that left a very disturbing taste in my mouth.  This is a great example of the backward nature of Hollywood!
The Vicar of Dibley - 10th Anniversary SpecialsThe Vicar of Dibley - 10th Anniversary Specials
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $9.69
...and just as quickly, it makes it to the worst list of the year.  This "speical" is horrendous and completely debunks the entire series.  Skip it ... you have been warned!
3 - The Dale Earnhardt Story3 - The Dale Earnhardt Story
Buy used from: $1.43
This proved to me that if you give a bunch of rednecks a camera, this is the quality of work that they will produce.
White Noise (Full Screen Edition)White Noise (Full Screen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01
Batman transforms into TV Ghostbuster??  Where was the BETA??
The Big Bounce (Full Screen Edition)The Big Bounce (Full Screen Edition)
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Lots of sun and fun, but no work for the actors and filmmaker involved with this project.  The final result shows procrastination and sloppy filmmaking!
Cannibal! The MusicalCannibal! The Musical
Buy used from: $8.49
Overly cheap film that caused much sleep instead of excitement.  Could have been so much better if effort would have been used instead of stupidity!