 | The Matrix
Buy used from: $0.01 Believe that the human race is living in a dream world to be controled by machines? (If we ever do something as stupid as make machines like that, lookout world!)
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 | Kill Bill - Volume One
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $1.97 Believe that an U.S. woman is as good with a sword as a samarui, and a human body shoots 20 gallons of blood when the human body only has 5 leiters?! (To learn more on the human body take Anatomy!)
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 | The Terminator (Special Edition)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $1.99 Believe That we are gonna be KILLED by our machines, and time machines will really exsist?! (Man another sci-fi that says in the future, we are f#@$!!)
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 | Titanic
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $2.50 Believe that this movie won 11 acedemy awards, that's its a good love tale, and it was directed by James Cameron!?(Terminator 1&2) What's good about this junk!(The dude hitting the propeller) Oh yea!
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 | The Last Samurai (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.98 Believe that an american was not killed but taken by the samuris and eventually become as good as them!? Dang after what we dod to hiroshima and(That was 55 years after) well the movie wasnt!!
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 | The Killer
Buy used from: $12.25 Believe that a triad boss would send 50 men to kill one person, and that the assassin somehow lived!? That's classic John Woo for ya(What happened to him?) Yea, he makes Elton John look straight now!
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 | How High
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $2.00 Believe that if grow someone's ashes into weed, and smoke it, he'll get you into harvord!! Load of bull- - wait T.J. gimmie the bong! I'ma see if this works!
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 | Bulletproof Monk
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01 Believe that Chow-Yun fat is in this!? IS that really Chow-Yun fat(Yep) You mean the one in the killer and(Yup) Hey alot asians have Chow as a name, it could be som..(He's Chow-Yun Fat! Good Lord!)
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 | Cradle 2 the Grave (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01 Beleive that DMX can put up a fight against Jet Li, and real fighters can't!? Enough said! It's a load of crap!(It's the fact that asians got crappy when they got here!) No joke, look at John Woo!
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 | Windtalkers
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.54 Believe that John Woo is doing a war film!? The U.S. are raping great foriegn artists!(I know this is John Woo's only high body count movie in America, to bad its a f@$#0p Saving Private Ryan)
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 | Requiem for a Dream (Director's Cut)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $3.09 Believe that Marlon Wayans is not doing comedy!? Whoa! That's a first, the message: Say no to drugs!(If D.A.R.E. didn't work, why would this) Cause it's REAL fool!
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 | Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.19 Believe that people can gluide like the wind!? How do they do it!?(They have cardboard wings)Really I'm gonna try that! WEE! {CRASH} ugh.. oww!!(You f$%# moron!)
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 | 2 Fast 2 Furious (Full Screen Edition)
Buy used from: $0.50 Believe that Vin Desil(A crappy actor) is being replaced by Tyreese(evev crappier), and John Singolton directed this!? How is this possible(Singleton is just a sellout, he's just no good anymore)
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 | XXX (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.01 To believe that Vin Diesel is the next James Bond!? Man people who say that smoke mad joints(I thought it was a XXX porno film) He who's the moron now(Hey, at least I didn't try to gluide)
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 | The Matrix Reloaded (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 Believe that this wasn't called the matrix retarted!? True in this people do more bad diolauge than fighting, and Smith is somehow alive, and has a power with a dumb reason!(Boy I hate it already!)
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 | You Got Served (Special Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.22 Beliece that B2G@y can really act!? All these bad music artists are getting in movies, and they SUCK!!(And this is just a diffrent Rip-off to drumline) Yea, in the ending you can tell!
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 | Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)
Buy used from: $0.74 Beleive that this is a remake! The originals are shamed!(Now the movie so close kicked the crap outta this PG-13 kiddie flick) 3 cute asian hotties in a R rated action flick!? Kick-@$$!
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 | True Romance - Director's Cut (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $20.99 / Used from: $6.86 Believe that Itallians and Blacks are related?! Then why did they kill eachother in New Jack City!?(Hey it's a movie it could be false) I donno This is Tarantino diolauge(In a Tony Scott film)
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 | S.W.A.T. (Full Screen Special Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01 Believe that people in the ghetto have military rifles and rocket launchers!? Even for $100,000,000 the ghettto can't get that(Ah, they were m@$terb@t!ng when they wrote that part)Ah the plot thickns
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 | The Transporter
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $1.99 Belive that a man would do what a asian chick tried to get him to do!? I wouldn't go that far for love(For a cute asian, shoot-yea!) I wouldn't nearly get killed for her)(That's why it's a movie!)
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 | Bad Boys II (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy used from: $0.01 Believe that this is a sequal!? Even with the actors back, it feels too much like a action movie instead of a sequal(Speed 2 anyone) Not me I'd rather watch Robocop 3
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 | Jackie Brown (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $4.79 To believe Quentin Tarantino did this movie!? No, No and No! This is a boring waste of time(ZZZ)hmm, whoa someone got kiled(Really) no sitll the same boring movie(Man come on!!)
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 | From Dusk Till Dawn (Dimension Collector's Series)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $2.75 Believe that Vampires would be staked out in a XXX club without a plot?! It does have some comedy(Like filling comdoms with holy water) Holy water in a thing thats usally used for sex. How ironic!
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 | State Property
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.48 Believe that rappers can make a good drug movie!? It's faker than bootlegs, and it tries to be Scarface(Every wannabe gangsta want's to be like him) And every BBall player want's to be like Mike!
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 | Half Past Dead
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.48 Believe that a supspence movie that has no suspence!? I mean Segal being a cop is a no-brainer!(And why is Ja-Rule trying to Be DMX everwhere he goes)If he was hangig off him anymore, he'd be his s@c
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