 | Spider-Man 2 Amazing Spider-Man 18" Poseable Action Figure
The man himself. Spidey would make the best president, ever, especially with 67 (!) points of articulation.
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 | Crashing the Party: Taking on the Corporate Government in an Age of Surrender by Ralph Nader
Buy used from: $0.01 It seems that our dear Spidey is going to have to run as a third party candidate, so he'll have to take tips from Nader
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 | U.S. Presidents for Dummies by Marcus Stadelmann
Buy new: $13.59 / Used from: $0.86 He's got his work cut out for him. First off, knowing the competition, past and present.
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 | Foreign Policy Decision Making (Revisited) by Richard C. Snyder
Buy new: $32.13 / Used from: $22.74 After another four years of Bush, this should come in handy.
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 | Campaign Craft: The Strategies, Tactics, and Art of Political Campaign Management, Revised and Expanded Edition by Daniel M. Shea
Buy new: $28.75 / Used from: $17.94 Oh wait, wrong list. That's the book for me.
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 | Running for Office: The Strategies, Techniques and Messages Modern Political Candidates Need to Win Elections by Ronald A. Faucheux
Buy new: $18.19 / Used from: $4.98 There we go. I hope Spidey has lots of free time to read all of these books... otherwise I'll have to do all the work.
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 | Cartoon Guide to the Environment by Larry Gonick
Buy new: $11.53 / Used from: $2.34 Ah, much less time consuming. Now he just needs to look at pictures.
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 | Sony Cybershot DSCP100 5.1MP Digital Camera with 3x Optical Zoom
Buy used from: $20.00 Now, really, if he's going to seriously run, he'll need to quit his job at the newspaper. This'll help him to keep photography as a hobby. Always a plus for the voters!
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Oh, man. Look at that kick ass thing. Wouldn't you love a Prez who rode one of those?
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 | Spider-Man (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 For a partial biography of the candidate, check out this.
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 | Spider-Man 2 (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.01 And continued in this...
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 | Spider-Man 2 Doc Ock with 4 Bendy Tentacles Action Figure
Buy new: $19.99 And if you have any more doubts about this candidate's eligibility to run for President, just look at this villian he defeated... BENDY ARMS. That has to be worse than Bin Laden. Really.
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 | Spider-Man 2 Wall Calendar
Buy used from: $12.99 And for one last really horrible joke... Spidey is a man for all seasons. No, really.
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