Because there is self-loathing in compulsion.

Because you don't call another man's son a runt.

Because driving a truck in the rain can be dangerous.

Because you'll need to know whether to cut the blue wire or the red.

Because you'll hear that awful sound way off in the woods.

Because you'll hear voices in your head

Because there is no business like show business.

Because you should have an accurate depiction of the turn of the century.

Because you might marry a child of a government employee.

Because you might want to be a rock-n-roll star.

Because you might know something you know nothing about.

Because you might need to have surgery.

Because there will always be a man named BURT.