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Blatant Paula Abdul Rip-Offs
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I'm a Slave 4 UI'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears
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Britney, you're not fooling me with that "orgy" video. You stole that from Paula's "Cold-Hearted!"
What a Girl WantsWhat a Girl Wants by Christina Aguilera
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Man, you and Britney even jack alike. You ain't foolin' nobody either in that video for "What A Girl Wants." You straight up jacked the set from "Cold-Hearted!""
Waiting for TonightWaiting for Tonight by Jennifer Lopez
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Dancing in the rain forest soaking wet? Queen Paula Rip-Off J. Lo jacks "Promise Of A New Day" in "Waiting For Tonight."
All for You [Extra Track]All for You [Extra Track] by Janet Jackson
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Janet, I love you, but you know Paula taught you every dance move you know.
Oops!... I Did It AgainOops!... I Did It Again by Britney Spears
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Oops, Britney, you thieved again! Fosse/Indian style dancing with snakes! "My Love Is For Real" was the originator.
The Chosen One: Legend of the RavenThe Chosen One: Legend of the Raven
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Most people don't remember her singing career, but I do. Carmen, you wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Paula. She paved the way for your dance oriented, lack of singing style.
J to tha L-O! The RemixesJ to tha L-O! The Remixes by Jennifer Lopez
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Jennifer, who are you fooling having guest stars in your videos and hanging out with actors? Paula had Arsenio Hall AND Keanu! Plus she dated Emilio Estevez! "Rush, Rush" indeed!
Paula Abdul - Greatest HitsPaula Abdul - Greatest Hits by Paula Abdul
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Paula sleeps good at night knowing she spawned a genre and she didn't even need Puffy Daddy to do it. Non singing, dancing chicks, bow down to the master!