![]() | The Shame of Patty Smith / You've Ruined Me Eddie (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $4.49 IF YOU are violated while on a date, YOU WILL be shunned by society WHICH WILL destroy your life. (These comments are intended to be read with a sense of humor)
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![]() | Girl in Trouble / A Good Time with a Bad Girl / Bad Girls Do Cry (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $10.99 IF YOU skip out on your fiance, YOU WILL wind up a stripper WHICH WILL, strangely enough, have few consequences.
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![]() | Damaged Goods / The Hard Road (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.31 IF YOU experiment with drugs, YOU WILL succumb to prostitution WHICH WILL result in car related death.
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![]() | Two Girls for a Madman/Mr. Mari's Girls/Tortured Females
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $6.75 IF YOU participate in a pseudo orgy at a beatnik club, YOU WILL be pursued by a psychotic rapist WHICH WILL lead to the destruction of your promising dance career (and death in a plane crash).
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![]() | Bad Girls Go To Hell/Another Day Another Man
Buy new: $17.99 IF YOU leave the house without your husband, YOU WILL be assaulted instantly WHICH WILL force you into an unsavory lifestyle (until you wake up. . . but is it a dream?)
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![]() | The Love Cult / Mundo Depravados (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.28 IF YOU join with those stinky hippies, YOU WILL find yourself in a world of mind control WHICH WILL lead to your incarceration or DEATH.
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![]() | High School Big Shot / High School Caesar / Date Bait (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $7.65 IF YOU abuse your popularity in high school, YOU WILL lose all of your friends WHICH WILL leave you tragically alone at the end of the movie.
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![]() | The Educational Archives: Sex & Drugs
Buy used from: $6.79 Several short films where the IF YOU, YOU WILL, WHICH WILL formula works perfectly. There is a second volume.
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![]() | A Smell of Honey, a Swallow of Brine / The Brick Dollhouse (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $5.00 IF YOU are a tease, THEN YOU will never find love WHICH WILL leave you turning tricks on the street.
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![]() | The Dirty Mind of Young Sally / Teenage Bride (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $704.92 IF YOU have premarital sex, YOU WILL be a teenage bride WHICH WILL lead to your moral exclusion from society.
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![]() | Sin in the Suburbs / The Swap and How They Make It
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.28 IF YOU engage in sexual taboos, YOU WILL find yourself in a bizarre occult world WHICH WILL lead to a SHOCKING FINISH! (I can't spoil this one--it's a good one)
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![]() | Flesh and Lace / Passion in Hot Hollows (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $4.82 Nymphomania leads to tragedy--typical Sarno sexploitation couched in the framing device of a medieval morality play. Very paradoxical; very good.
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![]() | Take Me Naked/A Thousand Pleasures
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.24 Honsestly, there's so much "IF YOU" stuff in these movies that the consequences are indecipherable from the circumstances. Endless moral depravity unsolvable short of a deus ex machina.
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![]() | Hitch Hike to Hell/Kidnapped Coed
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.97 IF you hitchhike, YOU WILL be picked up by a psycho WHICH WILL result in having the "professor" from Gilligan's Island investigate your disappearance.
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![]() | The Beautiful, the Bloody, and the Bare / Behind Locked Doors (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.46 IF YOU allow yourself to become part of the seedy underworld of pornography, YOU WILL come in to contact with psycho WHICH WILL end up in violence. Typical
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![]() | Mantis in Lace
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $4.49 IF YOU take LSD and love SEX, YOU WILL lose touch with reality WHICH WILL lead to a bizarre string of meat cleaver "accidents." Oh, Harry Novak! You subtle genius, you.
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![]() | A Scream in the Streets
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $4.24 This film combines 70's cop show with sex! A really overt portrayal of the "sexploitation film thinly disguised as a moral lesson." Cops act like psychos when taking out the "freaks."
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![]() | Street Corner / Because of Eve (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.21 From 1948. This collection of depraved tales point the finger squarely at moral decline. Many good extras--excellent customer review on the Amazon site.
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![]() | Olga's House of Shame / Olga's Dance Hall Girls / White Slaves of Chinatown (Something Weird)
Buy new: $9.98 Heard this one before. Drugs lead to sexual imprisonment which leads to satanic cults in suburbia. A tried and true theme that, frankly, is timeless when it comes to (s)exploitation.
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![]() | Confessions of a Psycho Cat
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $5.98 Whew! This is an urban pseudo-feminist/psycho/skin reversal of the "The Most Dangerous Game"--very weird; very entertaining.
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![]() | Saturday Night Sleazies Vol. 1 [VHS]
Buy used from: $19.95 Three volumes in series. The best one features "case studies" and psych "commentary" on misbehaving housewives.
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![]() | Satan in High-Heels
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.24 This Clytemnestra-esque tale features moral decline, murder and a whip-weilding, leather clad cabaret number c. 1962!
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![]() | Indecent Desires/My Brother's Wife
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $5.89 Doris Wishman classic features a bizarre tale of a mongoloid's love for a blow-up doll that manifests itself voodoo doll style on a not-so-innocent secretary.
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![]() | Cool It, Baby/Mini-Skirt Love/Venus in Furs
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.23 |
![]() | The Agony of Love/The Girl With the Hungry Eyes
Buy new: $9.98 |
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