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The Best of "Dumb Action" Movies
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The Rock - Criterion CollectionThe Rock - Criterion Collection
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The best dumb action movie ever made. Just pure entertainment at it's finest.
Face/OffFace/Off
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The plot is ludricrous, but the performances by Travolta and Cage are so outstanding that you won't give a damn. One of John Woo's finest films.
Con AirCon Air
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Speaking of Nic Cage, here's one about criminals hijacking a plane in mid-flight with Cage's paroled ex-ranger on board ready to kick some ass. Fun for the whole family!
Die Hard - The Ultimate CollectionDie Hard - The Ultimate Collection
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These flicks defined action movies in the 90's. One of the finest trilogies ever. Hell, I liked them as much as the original Star Wars trilogy.
The James Bond Collection, Vol. 1 (Special Edition)The James Bond Collection, Vol. 1 (Special Edition)
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God bless Ian Fleming.
The James Bond Collection, Vol. 2 (Special Edition)The James Bond Collection, Vol. 2 (Special Edition)
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More Bond.
The James Bond Collection, Vol. 3 (Special Edition)The James Bond Collection, Vol. 3 (Special Edition)
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You've gotta have all of these.
From Dusk Till Dawn (Dimension Collector's Series)From Dusk Till Dawn (Dimension Collector's Series)
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A B-schlock action/horror film crossed with a road movie with Tarentino dialogue and directed by Robert Rodriguez? I'm there.
DesperadoDesperado
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I just love this flick. It's pure style, but it's good style. Not that quick-cut MTV fad junk directing that seems to be popular in Hollywood these days.
Steven Seagal CollectionSteven Seagal Collection
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The Dumb Action hero to millions everywhere. I mean that as the highest compliment.
Rambo Trilogy (Special Edition DVD Collection) - (First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III)Rambo Trilogy (Special Edition DVD Collection) - (First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III)
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Sly Stallone's first contributions to the world of Dumb Action movies.
XXX (Widescreen Special Edition)XXX (Widescreen Special Edition)
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A new Dumb Action hero is born. 20 mil a picture is a bit steep though, Vin.
Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)
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Let's face it, this was Dumb Action disguised as a Star Wars movie. It works quite well in that context.
The Patriot (Special Edition)The Patriot (Special Edition)
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Dumb Action disguised as a Revolutionary War movie. One of my favorites.
Bad Boys (Special Edition)Bad Boys (Special Edition)
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The film that unleashed Dumb Action expert Michael Bay upon the unprepared movie industry. Quite a funny pairing of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Pearl Harbor - The Director's Cut (Four-Disc Vista Series)Pearl Harbor - The Director's Cut (Four-Disc Vista Series)
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Dumb Action poorly disguised as an epic about the events of Dec. 7, 1941. And God help me, I liked it anyway. Directed by Michael Bay, of course.
Deep Blue Sea (Snap Case)Deep Blue Sea (Snap Case)
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What do you get when you cross genetically-enhanced sharks with Sam Jackson, LL Cool J, and action-meister Renny Harlin? A hell of a lot of fun, that's what.
Cliffhanger (Collector's Edition)Cliffhanger (Collector's Edition)
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The last good Stallone flick I've seen. That was a while ago, too. Hopefully he'll make a comeback, but I don't think Rocky VI is going to do the trick.
Blade (New Line Platinum Series)Blade (New Line Platinum Series)
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Another purely entertaining movie. Wes Snipes is a perfect Blade.
Blade II (New Line Platinum Series)Blade II (New Line Platinum Series)
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An improvement on the original with more gore and more mayhem!
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
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Total tongue-in-cheek sci-fi gorefest. The special effects actually hold up really well to a lot of the stuff they've come up with lately.
Point BreakPoint Break
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Another one of my faves. It's got bank-robbing surfers, Keanu diving out of a plane (gun in hand) without a parachute, and Gary Busey. What more could you ask for?
SwordfishSwordfish
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There are two good reasons to watch this one. And actually the movie is pretty good too.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden DragonCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
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Just kidding.
Arnold: The Education of a BodybuilderArnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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What's that? Where's Arnold, you say? Ahnuld gets his own damn list. Coming soon.