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Six of the worst movies I have ever seen
By an Amazon.com customer
Top GunTop Gun
Buy used from: $1.73
They made this so teenage boys could dig the planes, and so teenage girls could dig Tom Cruise. Then an 8th grader wrote a script around that motif.
Planet of the ApesPlanet of the Apes
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I mean the remake, not the original. No way they could have done a worse job of remaking a classic.
The Scorpion King (Widescreen Collector's Edition)The Scorpion King (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
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Kelly Hu is good, but was wasted in this effort to keep milking a success--The Mummy, which was good. After Mummy Returns they should've quit while they were behind.
Urban CowboyUrban Cowboy
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I'm from Houston and those were my growing up years. Even so I think it's awfuller than offal.
Nothing But TroubleNothing But Trouble
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So many famous, talented folks doing a number on us to prove they can make any old thing and we'll pay for a ticket. Well no one did! (No one but me anyway.)
The Last Boy ScoutThe Last Boy Scout
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Wish I hadn't seen it. The jokes weren't funny. Story almost had potential, as if they pulled a decent script off the shelf and said: "How can we rewrite this into a totally crass piece of doodoo?"