 | Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $6.17 the first line, (Ewan McGregor: "I have a bad feeling about this....") sums up the whole movie...
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 | Crossroads
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.90 Britney Spears makes acting so easy. All you have to do is to transfix your eyes on everything and everyone at the same time....
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 | Pearl Harbor (Two-Disc 60th Anniversary Commemorative Edition)
Buy new: $14.49 / Used from: $1.65 Nothing in this world could rape, trivialize and sell history other than Hollywood...
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 | Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (Special Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $0.01 I felt that I was the one whom Angelina Jolie had drawn blood from to display from her (really nice) breasts....
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 | Battlefield Earth
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.99 I love the characters! They all look like idiots. The aliens with their Rastafarian hairdo look like Bob Marley's descendants, while the earthlings are all half-naked and dumb...
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 | The Postman
Buy used from: $3.76 One thing that's guaranteed is that the end of the 90's brought the end of Kevin Costner's career...
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 | Jeepers Creepers
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $1.96 At least in the other crappy horror movies (Scream, IKWYDL Summer, Valentine); the actresses were hot (J-L. Hewitt, D. Richards etc.). The only thing scary in this movie is the ugly female lead...
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 | Gone in 60 Seconds
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.47 Crash, boom, bang....(add the hot, pouty-lipped Angelina Jolie), ooohhh babe that's nice...Brainless, hilarious car movie...
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 | Excess Baggage
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $2.44 Alicia babe, what have you done to yourself?!...
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 | Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Buy used from: $1.48 Anyone who finds this movie good has his/her brain sucked out by that bug...
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 | Red Planet
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.00 Utterly forgettable film. Val and co. should thank me I managed to include them here...
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 | The Cell (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $5.49 / Used from: $0.96 Overrated and an overkill. More like a music video...for the songs of Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth, and the like...
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 | Vanilla Sky
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 Tom and Penelope broke up?! Serves 'em right! coz I can't bear to watch another film of them trying to be cute...
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 | America's Sweethearts
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 I don't know if this film isn't really funny, is not trying to be funny, or trying to be really funny....
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 | Mulholland Drive
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $5.69 What the hell, some people call this movie artistic, thought-provoking, intense, etc. It seems that they can't see the film the way I see it; two hours of two hot babes, a blonde and a brunette...
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 | Sweet November
Buy used from: $1.89 cheesy and exasperating....for those wide-eyed, idealistic, romantic, sentimental folks who really do need to get a life...
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 | Coyote Ugly
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.56 If the 20th century we were treated to "Showgirls," then for 21st century we have this plus Leeann Rimes...
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 | The Breed
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.88 Don't ask what possessed me to watch this...The lamest vampire movie I've ever seen...
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 | Dungeons & Dragons (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01 I'd rather take a bullet in my head than to watch this empty, idiotic film. Full of dragons and nothing else,. Can't we just stop making movies based on videogames?
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 | Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (Special Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.75 I wouldn't want a computer-generated half-Asian/Caucasian hottie replace my one and only Britney Spears, Eric Roberts, Adam Sandler etc. and all my other fave actors/actresses.
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 | Titan A.E. (Special Edition)
Buy used from: $2.38 Dazzling animation cannot make up for its lame plot and script...
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 | Mating Habits of the Earthbound Humans
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $6.78 Wow! No one has reviewed this movie for amazon.com. It means that most likely I'm the only person in this earth stupid and gullible enough to watch it...
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 | Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)
Buy used from: $0.74 If this what "Girl Power" means, then girls save yourselves from this....
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 | Bride of Chucky/Child's Play 2
The apparent sex-scene between the dolls was the most disgusting thing someone in Hollywood could have imagined of....
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 | Meet Joe Black
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $1.00 Yeah, it IS overindulgent, excessive, too damn long...
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