Go on a Gonzo drug binge with author Hunter S. Thompson and his mutant attorney. The only DRUG FLICK to ever feature ether and adrenochrome. 'You took too much...much too much...Don't try to fight it, you'll get brain bubbles.' F ing Hilarious! R.I.P. Hunter. You were too weird to die. RATING: Five Hits of Mescaline.

Well-hung-basehead-Porn-King John Holmes trades murder for coke. A dark and grisly TRUE CRIME story that's lower than pond scum. Hardcore. Double Blast: If you can find it, buy the Original OUT OF PRINT 2 Disc Set with The Holmes Documentary. It's excellent. Amazon doesn't even list it anymore. It has a crotch shot in blue jeans on the cover. RATING: Four and 1/2 Straws.

Get hooked on heroin and punk rock, and you might have to stab your whiny girlfriend. 'Sid, you're so f*#%in' stupid. You'll never get straight. NEVER!' How low can you go? RATING: Four and 1/2 Spikes.

Do too much gack, crank, meth, or tweek and your nose will fall off. 'What time is it?' How much dope has Val Kilmer done in films?... A bunch. RATING: Three and 1/2 Whiffs of Gack.

Meet Pablo Escobar and become the biggest fugitive pusher in the States. Go to jail for a long time. TRUE CRIME. 'I can't feel my face.' Johnny Depp as a different kind of pirate. RATING: Four Straws.

Lower than dogs. Rebel Without a Conscience. A bleak look into Generation Zero and The New Party Youth. Poignant and tragic TRUE CRIME story. RATING: Five Life Sentences with no possibility for parole.

What do you do when your friends are turning blue? Hide them in the attic, of course. Junkies go to the source. With a Junky Cameo by William Burroughs. RATING: Four Spikes.

Smoke some Chronic, get the munchies, and go for burgers. Meet Neal Patrick Harris who's high on X and would rather have 'fur burgers.' Watch him steal your car and do a line off of a stripper's... Well, you'll just have to see it to find out. The funniest STONER FLICK in years. RATING: Four and 1/2 Tokes.

Selling sex to the wrong gender to pay for drugs. The title says it all. 'Do I look like I'm ready for homework?!' Great cinematography. See the dried mucus on the side of Downey's mouth?... It's real. RATING: Three and 1/2 Hits From a Crack Pipe.

Based on the TRUE CRIME book DISCO BLOODBATH. Club Kids on dope. Drag Queens, hammers, murder, and more drugs than a Police Department Evidence Room. 'Congratulations on your first O.D.' RATING: Three and 1/2 Hits of K.

Cops get high too. Load up on coke, smack, and booze so you can meet Jesus. The moral of this story: DON'T BET ON THE DODGERS. Totally offensive ART FILM. RATING: Three Spikes.

Heroin looks just like coke. So, you'll need an adrenaline shot to the heart. Uma Thurman turns blue. MODERN FILM NOIR CLASSIC. RATING: Five Spikes.

Rob, cheat, and steal. But start snorting and selling coke and you're likely to turn in your friends. Scorsese went on a suicidal coke binge once and got the frenzy of blow in this film just right. RATING: Five Straws.

Narcs get hooked on hairoween. 'Like floatin' on a cloud a t*tty.' RATING: Three Spikes.

A dark lttle ART FILM about heroin, a rotting arm, diet pills, an anthropomorphic refrigerator, and double dongin'. Too funny to be taken seriously. Another fun film where people are hooked after 2 reels. RATING: Three Dirty Needles.

Not one of my favorites. But, I would be remiss to exclude it. It's a critically acclaimed JUNKY FLICK. The Baby on The Ceiling Scene is Classic! RATING: Three Spikes.

Drink yourself incontinent, dress up as Santa, disappoint children, and rob department stores so you can drink even more. A totally offensive inebriated Alcoholic Christmas CLASSIC! Stay away from The Directors Cut. RATING: Five Hangovers.

How low can you go? All the way. Offing yourself with booze will win you an Oscar for Best Actor everytime. Nick Cage did. RATING: Four Hangovers.