A good intro to the realm of bad movies. A helpful guide in finding good cheese and avoiding the stinky type.

The book is good cheesy fun about romance on the Iowan prairie. The movie,however,drags at a funereal pace. Not that fun,unfortunately.

It's a fantasy because Leonardo Da Vinci is straight,fascinated with bosomy barmaids,and finds inspiration for his inventions in Archimedes' cellar in Kent,England. Cameos from David Warner&Olivia Hussey. Most of it was filmed at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Novato.

You might want to drink down some chasers when watching this ludicrous time travel movie filmed in Vermont. It's a good physics professor pitted against JK Robertson,the evil head of Novacorp!

Ernest Borgnine stars as a grandfather regaling his creepy grandson with creepy stories about Merlin setting up shop in Northern California. A cynical reporter is turned into an infant;a monkey doll wreaks havoc. It was filmed in Petaluma.

A horribly boring movie about a naive shepherd boy,Tyor,who goes on a quest for magical objects. Wince as David Carradine prances around during a pointless bar brawl! Shriek whenever the aged wizard gives heavy-handed morals! Squirm when a scantily-clad villainess tries to seduce the pre-pubescent hero!

Another Irish movie. Disney goes Irish. A very young Sean Connery sings. The plot is quite dull. Dr. No indeed.

Before Uwe Boll was making awful video game movies,this stinker existed. Bob Hoskins&John Leguizamo star as Mario&Luigi,while Dennis Hopper hams it up as the evil dinosaur/human king. He bores his captive princess with the tale of humans evolving into dinosaurs. That's it! He's an evil evolutionist!

This has gotten slammed for being TOO HETEROSEXUAL. There's male-bonding,Elijah goes shirtless a lot&uses his Bowflex...and yet,there are no goodies for the fangirls. Sorry,fangirls,it's not cinematic RPS (Real Person Slash)

Cheesy "Journey to the Center of the Earth" meets "My Fair Lady." Squeaky-voiced,nerdy Wanda goes underground,undergoes transformation... becomes supermodel! Just like in real life.

Former Gimli Jonathan Rhys-Davies is in this thankless disaster. It's Uwe Boll's campiest disaster fantasy epic in so many ways. It's got Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Claire Forlani, and Leelee Sobieski,a dumb plot and "special" effects.

A campy movie set in France, China, and New Zealand(!) Stars Lana Turner and Donna Reed as sisters fighting over the same guy. There's a hilarious earthquake sequence. Ironically,this movie's legacy is musical rather than cinematic. Miles Davis turned the movie's theme into a jazz standard.

Macaulay Culkin steals the show as a villainous child who's willing to kill... over a rubber duckie. Elijah Wood stars as his catatonic cousin who responds to his evil acts with a blank stare. Yes,this deserves a MST3K treatment!

It's all about a schlub from Maine who goes to NYC to seek his fortune as a writer. He ends up (accidentally) dating two women (BOTH named Nina!) at the same time. Amanda Peet is in it,if anyone cares.

An '80s era "Reefer Madness" about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons... starring a very young Tom Hanks! It's all about the dangers of those RPGs.

Muscular Reb Brown romances a cougar in space. A hammy John Philip Law as the evil Elijah Kalgan. Golf cart chases, erotic hula-hooping,this movie has it all!

A bizarre melding of fantasy/prehistory/science fiction. It's Reb Brown pitted against blue-skinned cavemen (the Blue Man group,perhaps?) and Darth Vader lookalikes.

Young boy ends up fighting a flamboyant villain with the help of mutant kangaroos. Wonderfully... BAD!

Great actors Morgan Freeman&Jack Nicholson star as terminal cancer patients who go on a final World Tour. They pose in front of green screens. They're talented;the script is dead on arrival.

A movie so terrible that even George Clooney gives refunds to his fans.