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Toughest Man Alive: The Hits & Misses Of Steven Seagal
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Above the LawAbove the Law
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Seagal's 1988 breakout hit: Seagal stars as an ex-CIA police detective investigating a drug ring that turns out to be something far more deep and sinister than it appears... Also stars Pam Grier ("Jackie Brown") and Henry Silva ("The Manchurian Candidate"). Though only a modest success, the film received general acclaim and led to Seagal being offered a contract by Warner Bros.
Hard to KillHard to Kill
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Seagal stars as a post-comatose detective seeking vengeance for the supposed death of his family. Kelly LeBrock ("The Woman In Red") - Seagal's real-life ex-wife - co-stars as his nurse and eventual lover. Also stars William Sadler ("Roswell"). The film did well - earning over $47 million - and secured aikido as Seagal's film fighting style.
Marked for DeathMarked for Death
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As a newly-retired police agent, Seagal returns to his hometwon to find it overtaken by Jamaican drug-dealers, headed by a mysterious and sadistic voodoo cultist (Basil Wallace, "Blood Diamond"). Also stars Keith David ("The Thing") and Tom Wright ("Dumbarton Bridge"). Seagal reportedly studied voodoo rituals vigorously to prepare for his role. The film made about $58 million.
Out for JusticeOut for Justice
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Hailed as Seagal's most violent film, it stars our hero as a Brookyln detective seeking revenge for the murder of his partner. Also stars William Forsythe ("The Waterdance"). The film was originally intended for an NC-17 rating for its brutality (culminating in a scene where Seagal's shoots a man's leg off), and several overseas releases of the film were censored.
Under SiegeUnder Siege
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Seagal's most successful film to-date, grossing over $156 million worldwide: Seagal plays an ex-Navy SEAL as the last resistance of a hijacked battleship. Also stars Tommy Lee Jones ("Men In Black"), Gary Busey ("Lethal Weapon"), and Erika Eleniak ("Baywatch"). Though decried somewhat as a "Die Hard" ripoff, the film garnered critical acclaim and is regarded by many as Seagal's best outing.
On Deadly GroundOn Deadly Ground
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Seagal's directorial debut, also starring Michael Caine: an "environmentalist action-adventure" that stars our hero as specialist fireman attempting to protect Inuit land from a corporation's takeover. This film marked Seagal's first legitimate bomb, for it endured both a critical bashing and a financial loss (on a $50 million budget, it made only $38.6 million).
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)
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The sequel to Seagal's biggest hit: the ex-SEAL returns and moves to liberate a hijacked train from ex-government agents seeking to take control of a military satellite. Also stars Eric Bogosian ("Law & Order") and Katherine Heigl ("Grey's Anatomy"). Though it was more successful than "Deadly Ground", it made signifigantly less than its prequel - about $104 million, worldwide.
Executive DecisionExecutive Decision
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Seagal plays co-star to Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, and John Leguizamo in a plane-hijacking heist. A commercial success, it's more notable for being the only film in which Seagal's character is killed; reportedly, Seagal didnÂ’t want this to happen, and held up filming for hours on account of it - only cooperating when threatened with a lawsuit by director Stuart Baird ("Star Trek: Nemesis").
The Glimmer ManThe Glimmer Man
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Also starring Keenan Ivory Wayans ("Most Wanted") and Brian Cox ("Troy"); an ex-government operative (Seagal) teams with an unlikely partner (Wayans) to track down a notorious serial killer, only to find out that there may be more than one murderer behind the slayings and more than one motive. Directed by John Gray ("Ghost Whisperer"). The film made a profit of less than $2 million.
Fire Down BelowFire Down Below
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In the vein of "Deadly Ground", Seagal stars as an EPA agent sent to find the killer of his partner and to ascertain the cause of a toxic epidemic that's struck a small Kentucky town. Features music by Levon Helm, Randy Travis, Mark Collie, Marty Stuart, Travis Tritt, and John Prine. The film barely made over $20 million, and marked the end of Seagal's contract with Warner Bros.
The PatriotThe Patriot
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A Montana native races against time to locate a cure for a deadly virus unleashed upon his hometown by a revoutionist militia; loosely based on William Heine's novel "The Last Canadian". Though the film (financed by Seagal himself) was released theatrically in most of the world, it was Seagal's first direct-to-video release in North America.
Exit WoundsExit Wounds
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Despite a troubled production, "Exit Wounds" was Seagal's last major success in film; Seagal plays an urban detective entangled in a web of drug-dealing and police corruption. Actor David Vadim was charged with sexual assault on the set, and stuntman Chris Lamon was killed during filming; however, the film made a worldwide $80 million and was initially hailed as Seagal's comeback feature.
TickerTicker
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Starring alongside Tom Sizemore ("Saving Private Ryan") and Dennis Hopper ("Speed"), Seagal plays a bomb-defuser tracking a relentless demolitions-expert. Directed by Albert Pyun ("Nemesis"). The film was Seagal's second direct-to-video outing, and is largely considered one of his worst due to lousy acting and a listless production.
Half Past DeadHalf Past Dead
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Seagal's last film, to-date, to be featured in American theaters; starring alongside Ja Rule and Morris Chestnut ("The Best Man"), Seagal portrays an Alcatraz-bound undercover agent caught in the middle of a terrorist-headed prison takeover. The film, besides performing poorly and thereby forcing Seagal into the lower-budget market, is the only film of his to receive a PG-13 rating.
The ForeignerThe Foreigner
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Seagal's third entry into his straight-to-video stay; he plays freelance operative Jon Cold, hounded by enemies who attempt to keep him from delivering a secret package from France to Germany. Also stars Max Ryan ("Death Race"). Though the film arrived without much publicity in most countries, it received a theatrical showing in Kuwait, Bahrain, and South Korea.
Out for a KillOut for a Kill
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One of Seagal's most lamblasted films: an archaelogoy expedition of a Yale professor (Seagal) goes wrong when he runs into a Chinese drug-smuggling campaign; framed for the crime, he promises to avenge a fallen comrade and goes after the crime lords responsible for it. Co-stars Corey Johnson ("The Bourne Ultimatum"). Directed by Michael Oblowitz ("This World, Then the Fireworks").
Belly of the BeastBelly of the Beast
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Seagal's only Hong Kong film: set in Thailand, ex-CIA agent Jake Hopper (Seagal) is on a quest to rescue his kidnapped daughter from Thai militants. Co-stars Byron Mann ("Street Fighter: The Movie"), Monica Lo ("Legacy"), and Tom Wu ("The Mutant Chronicles"). Directed by Siu-Tung Ching ("A Chinese Ghost Story").
Clementine [DVD] Steven Seagal, Li Dong JunClementine [DVD] Steven Seagal, Li Dong Jun
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A South Korean action-drama featuring Seagal as a "King of the Cage" champion set to fight the film's protagonist, Dong-Jun Lee. Though he appeared only briefly during the film's climax, "Clementine" is the only film to feature Seagal as an antagonist. Because it violated a contractual agreement between Seagal and Columbia Tristar, the film received very little distribution in the US.
Out of ReachOut of Reach
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A covert agent-turned-survivalist (Seagal) follows a human-trafficking ring through Poland to rescue his thirteen-year-old pen-pal. Also stars Matt Schulze ("The Transporter"). Directed by Po-Chih Leong ("The Wisdom of Crocodiles").
Songs from the Crystal CaveSongs from the Crystal Cave by Steven Seagal
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Exhibiting surprising musical talent, Seagal released a blues/pop/country/reggae/rock/world album on which he sang lead vocals and played rhythm & lead guitars. Features collaboration with Stevie Wonder, Little Richard, Lady Saw, Tony Rebel, and Lt. Stitchie.
Into the SunInto the Sun
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Financed in-part by Seagal himself, this never-to-be-rework of Sydney Pollack's "The Yakuza" stars Seagal as an ex-CIA agent tracking down the assassins of a Tokyo governor. Also stars Matthew Davis ("Below"), Takao Osawa ("Crying Out Love"), and Ken Lo ("Legend of the Drunken Master"). Features the songs "Girl It's Alright", "War", and "Don't You Cry" from Seagal's musical album.
SubmergedSubmerged
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Set in Uruguay, Seagal plays a mercenary assigned to destroy a terrorist facility turning out mind-washed commandos. The film was heavily criticized for poor dialogue, bad effects (i.e. toy guns & airplanes), and overall bad production. The Uruguayan government is considering legal action against the film for its primitive, corrupt, and skewered portrayal of its country.
Today You DieToday You Die
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Stars Seagal as a steal-from-the-rich, give-to-the-poor thief who seeks to track down his double-crossing ex-partner. The film's producers reportedly filed lawsuits against Seagal, claiming he arrived and left the set whenever he wanted to and re-wrote much of the script without permission. Seagal denied all of this and counter-sued, claiming fraud and contractual breaches.
Black DawnBlack Dawn
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A sequel to "The Foreigner", Seagal stars again as mercenary Jon Cold, running from his employers after a deal goes bad, his would-be victim (Tamara Davies, "Port Charles") in tag. Also stars Julian Stone ("General Hospital") and John Pyper-Ferguson ("Drive").
Mercenary for JusticeMercenary for Justice
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John Seeger (Seagal) is an ex-military mercenary who's been forced to undertake a controversial operation. When he's double-crossed, he aims to get even. Co-stars Luke Goss ("Hellboy 2"). Directed by Don FauntLeRoy ("Today You Die", "Urban Justice"). Set in South Africa, the film is criticized by fans for featuring the hero killing policemen and other non-villains.
Shadow ManShadow Man
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Believed to be carrying a deadly virus, Seagal's character is followed by Romanian forces whilst searching for his kidnapped daughter (Skye Bennett, "Dark Floors"). Also stars Eva Pope ("Coronation Street"). The film was originally to be written by Bey Logan ("The Medallion"), but the storyline underwent drastic changes when Seagal-film-regular Joe Halpin was hired.
Attack ForceAttack Force
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Seagal is a military commander whose investigation of the assassination of his team leads him to find that a dangerous drug is to be unleashed upon Paris, France. Directed by Michael Keusch ("Shadow Man", "Flight of Fury"). The film was universally panned for substandard production and extensive dubbing of Seagal's voice; it is often hailed as Seagal's worst film ever.
Mojo PriestMojo Priest by Steven Seagal & Thunderbox
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Better received was Seagal's second studio album - a blues-oriented work, featuring the single "Alligator A**" and later supported by an international tour.
Flight of FuryFlight of Fury
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A remake of fellow action hero Michael Dudikoff's "Black Thunder": after being wrongfully imprisoned, Seagal's ex-Air Force character is sent to Afghanistan to recover a stolen prototype X-77 stealth fighter, in exchange for his freedom. Also features Steve Toussaint ("Shooting Dogs") and Alki David ("The Bank Job").
Urban JusticeUrban Justice
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Hailed by fans as Seagal's best film since his days of theatrical features, "Urban Justice" stars our hero as a renegade on a quest to avenge his son's murder at the hands of a notorious crime lord (Eddie Griffin, "Malcolm & Eddie") and a dirty cop (Kirk Woller, "Midnight Clear"). Also features Jade Yorker ("Gridiron Gang") and Danny Trejo ("Grindhouse").
The Onion MovieThe Onion Movie
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Seagal appears as a parody of his action-hero persona in the movie version of the satirical "Onion" publication: to fight injustice, a martial artist (Seagal) must master an "ancient technique" of combat, which earns him the title of "Cock Puncher”. The film remains one of the few examples where the usually-adamant Seagal has poked fun at his abilities and reputation.
Pistol WhippedPistol Whipped
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Seagal plays an alcoholic ex-cop hired to take out the city's biggest gangsters...but at what cost to his own family? Also stars Renee Goldsberry ("One Life To Live"), Paul Calderon ("The Last Castle"), and Lance Henriksen ("Aliens"). Directed by Roel Reiné ("The Delivery").
Kill SwitchKill Switch
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A legendary detective (Seagal) meets his match when he tracks an astrologically-obsessed serial killer (Michael Filipowich, "Charlie Jade") into the Memphis underworld of sex and violence. Also features Holly Dignard ("Whistler"), Chris King ("O Brother, Where Art Thou?"), and Isaac Hayes ("South Park").
Against the DarkAgainst the Dark
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After a mysterious virus transforms most of the world's population into vampiristic zombies, a team of "hunters" led by the sword-wielding Commander Tao (Seagal) infiltrate a besieged hospital to rescue a group of survivors. Also stars Jenna Harrison ("My Brother Tom"), Danny Midwinter ("Blackbeard"), Skye Bennett, and Linden Ashby ("Mortal Kombat").
Driven to KillDriven to Kill
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A Russian mobster-turned-novelist (Seagal) must return to his violent ways when his family is endangered through his daughter's (Laura Mennell, "Watchmen") marriage to his arch-nemesis' son (Dmitry Chepovetsky, "ReGenesis"). Also stars Igor Jijikine ("Kingdom of the Crystal Skull") and Robert Wisden ("Da Vinci's Inquest"). Directed by Jeff King ("Kill Switch").