And the author further interprets what she wrote, thereby increasing her body of work, and pocketbook size.

The gang's all here.

Romeo and Juliet, updated.

Vampire bling!

For those looking to buy the soundtrack who aren't paying close enough attention to the product description.

Everybody is here, all vampires accounted for.

Babydoll pink and college fonts, just the kind of things that scream "vampire."

Ah, the wall scroll, so much more regal and haughty.

Pure Goth heaven, er, ah, hell.

He can be with you all of the time, and apparently so can just about all of the other characters, too.

Keep track of all your darkest dates.

Choke-her...ha, I get it!

Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a vampire stocking on the mantle.

Wear your darkness as a proud badge.

And outfit the baby, too. And get some vampire teeth for him as well.

Because vampires need to keep track of the grocery list, too.

A direct social statement, or delicious invitation, all depending on its placement.

Remind everyone of where your heart and your head are, as you're driving.