 | Troll/Troll 2
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $6.97 The story revolves around a family who goes on vacation in a town called Nilbog, thats goblin backwards in case you didn't know. The word Troll is never actually used in the movie. The goblins, who are controlled by an evil witch/babe are vegetarians and transform their victims into chlorophyl by feeding them a secret potion. Do I have your attention yet?
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 | Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky
Buy new: $18.99 / Used from: $16.86 If you haven't seen this movie start crying. Probably the best martial arts movie ever made. Apparently there was so much blood used in the final showdown that the actors' skin was stained red for a week!!!!!
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 | Letters from a Killer
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $6.43 Patrick Swayze plays a convicted serial killer on death row.....need I say more.
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 | Shogun Assassin
Buy new: $14.49 / Used from: $6.78 Originally released in Japan as a series of 7 movies entitled Lone Wolf and Cub, someone in America thought it would be a good idea to take the first two movies of the series and condense them into one. Then dub the movie in english with really bad translations and add a foreboding synth soundtrack. The result......the greatest killing duo ever.
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![Vampiros lesbos [VHS]](http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/storebuilder/warning-adult-item-75x75._V22294492_.gif) | Vampiros lesbos [VHS]
Technically Vampiros Lesbos could be considered a softcore porn. But what really sets it apart is its in depth character study, and brilliant soundtrack.
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 | Jack Frost
Buy used from: $26.99 The best scene in this movie is when Jack (a serial killer who has been transformed into a snowman via top secret government chemical) rapes/kills a hot babe using his carrot nose to replace a another part of his body.
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![Bad Taste [Region 2]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p-WIgaTUL._SL75_.jpg) | Bad Taste [Region 2]
Before Peter Jackson hit the big time he actually made movies that had substance.
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 | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $4.99 Robocop (Peter Weller) plays a physicist/neurosurgeon/Samurai rock musician/Jet Car driver/comic book hero who battles alien reptiles who all have the first name John. This movie really has it all.
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 | Dead Alive
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $6.08 Peter Jackson at his best. A love story about a rat monkey who bites a woman turning her into a zombie. She then turns some more people into zombies who turn more people into zombies etc.
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 | Army of Darkness
Buy used from: $5.30 can you say "CHING" (sound of chain saw falling perfectly onto the nub of Ashe's cutt off hand)?
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 | Sleepaway Camp
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.89 One of the greatest endings ever.
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 | Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - 25th Anniversary Edition
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $7.87 Great theme song.
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 | Blue Crush (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.34 If you want to live the surfer lifestyle this is probably the best movie to imitate.
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 | Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Buy used from: $12.95 Prequel to Army of Darkness.
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 | Master of the Flying Guillotine
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $8.00 A blind monk with crazy eyebrows and a one armed boxer face off.
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 | Five Deadly Venoms
Buy new: $29.95 / Used from: $4.76 5 students are trained by a master in 5 distinct kung-fu styles like the scorpion, centipede, snake, lizard, and toad. When the master dies he sends the sixth student to pursue his brothers. The only problem, he can only know who they are when their deadly styles are revealed to him.
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 | Big Trouble in Little China (Single Disc Edition)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $2.68 I'm hesitant to put this movie on the list because it's cheesiness is a lot lower than most of these films. Performance of a lifetime by Kurt Russell.
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 | You Got Served (Special Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01 I fell in love with Omarion after I saw this movie. Training montage in the rain..... INCREDIBLE!
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 | Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.65 Pretty self explanatory.
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 | Leprechaun In the Hood
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $3.48 Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston did not return to be in this film. Fortunately there is some great leprechaun rapping.
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 | Tales From the Hood
Buy used from: $17.45 I haven't watched this in a long time, but anything that is affiliated with the "hood" is cool. Right?
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 | The Calamari Wrestler
Buy used from: $4.49 This has some great human cephalopod interaction..... IN THE RING!!!!
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![Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21PVD6J14RL._SL75_.jpg) | Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 [VHS]
Buy used from: $8.96 question: What happens when Santa Claus murders your parent?
answer: "Gaaarbaaaggge Day!"
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 | The Monster Squad (Two-Disc 20th Anniversary Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $2.45 "Wolf man has nards??!!"
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 | Killer Condom: The Rubber That Rubs You Out
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $10.99 The greatest thing to ever come out of Germany!
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 | Cherry 2000
Buy used from: $10.89 This movie was kind of a disappointment, but a guy I knew spent his whole winter break traveling to the places it was filmed instead of visiting his family.
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 | Black Sheep (Unrated)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.07 No this is not the Chris Farley movie, and yes sheep farts cause big explosions.
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 | Chopping Mall
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $28.77 An in-depth look at the future of mall security.......... robots that get struck by lightning..... AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!
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 | Zombie Strippers (Unrated Special Edition)
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $5.00 Anytime shooting something out of your vagina can used as a weapon to kill your arch rival......... count me in.
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 | They Live
Buy new: $2.99 So some douche bag name Shepard Fairey ripped this movie off. That doesn't stop rowdy roddy piper from chewing bubble gum and kicking (inappropriate language.)
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 | The Thing - Collector's Edition
Buy used from: $3.80 This movie really started my love affair with John Carpenter, and the soundtrack is by Ennio Morricone!!
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 | Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Special Edition DVD)
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $9.88 Really low budget +Really bad =:)
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 | Night of the Comet
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $6.79 If I made a movie with a shopping montage I'd want "Girls Just Wanna Have fun" playing in the background to.
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 | Versus (Director's Cut)
Buy new: $21.99 / Used from: $8.35 Sounds great on paper, not so good as a film.
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 | Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.69 Only a genius like Snoop Dog could come up with a fodie (40 oz) impaling someone's head.
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 | Bones (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.34 Ok so you already own The Dogg Father's Girls Gone Wild dvds. Why not complete your collection? My favorite part is the dog (who if I remember correctly is Snoop himself) that throws up maggots on a whole party.
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 | Color Me Blood Red
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.47 An artist kills people to use their blood in his paintings....... a masterpiece.
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| Kari Wuhrer Luscious aka Vivid Dvd
Buy new: $24.49 / Used from: $58.00 Tricking your girlfriend into having anal sex with you by saying "do it for the art" + using paint as the lube = GENIUS....BRILLIANT..... A MASTERPIECE OF THE 2OTH CENTURY!!!
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 | Frankenhooker
Buy used from: $12.98 Hookers go crazy for supercrack
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