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Sid the Elf's 2008 Woody Awards
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)
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Movie of the Year: Goes to a slender Steven Seagal in Under Siege 2
Halloween NightHalloween Night
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Worst Movie for 08: Goes to Halloween Night. Naughty Naughty
Wayne's World 2Wayne's World 2
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Best Comedy & Most Sentimental: Goes to our old friends Wayne & Garth in Wayne'w World 2. This film earned 2 awards for it's comedic value and the many years it's been a Sid favorite
Pumpkinhead (Collector's Edition)Pumpkinhead (Collector's Edition)
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Horror of the Year: Goes to our all-time favorite Pumpkinhead.
Lone Wolf McQuadeLone Wolf McQuade
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Leading Cause of a light rash: Santa has decided to appoint this award to Mr. Chuck Norris' beard in Lone Wolf Mcquade
Rambo (Widescreen Edition)Rambo (Widescreen Edition)
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Biggest Surprise: Goes to the old boy Sly Stallone for his new and improved Rambo. We weren't expecting much, but wound up with a great flick
Rosemary's BabyRosemary's Baby
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Biggest Disappointment: Goes to the snoozefest known as Rosemary's Baby
Pinocchio's RevengePinocchio's Revenge
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Best Use of Midget: Goes to Vern Troyer in Pinocchio's Revenge
Pistol WhippedPistol Whipped
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Most inaudible dialogue: Goes to a very plump Steven Seagal in Pistol Whipped. This will be Mr. Seagal's 2nd award of the evening
Death Wish 3Death Wish 3
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Superior Mustache: Goes to the late great Charles Bronson in Death Wish 3. Very impressive award considering he beat out Chuck Norris' stache in Silent Rage
Halloween IIHalloween II
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Best Death Scene: This one is long overdue and goes to the kid in Halloween 2 that get wedged in between 2 cars burning to death. A Sid favorite for well over a decade!
The HitmanThe Hitman
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Best Use of Mullet: Goes to our action hero Chuck Norris in The Hitman. This is Mr. Norris' 2nd award of the evening
Missing in ActionMissing in Action
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Best Explosions: Goes to Missing in Action making it 3 on the night for Chuck Norris. This now ties Chuck with last years Arnold for most Woody Awards
Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceKiller Klowns from Outer Space
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Best Use of Ultra Low Budget: Goes to our giant headed clowns in Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Death RingDeath Ring
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Still the Greatest Movie Ever: Goes to the the unstoppable Death Ring. 17 years on top with no end in sight