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General Zombie's Movies Watched in 04/09
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Slaughter's Big RipoffSlaughter's Big Ripoff
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(C+) Watchable, but somehow lacking in the magic of the original, in spite of Brown's improved performance.
Slumdog MillionaireSlumdog Millionaire
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(B) Quite enjoyable and with an always entertaining style, but this is hardly one of Boyle's best pics. It wouldn't get an Oscar whisper were it not a (pseudo) enthnic pic.
The Sinful DwarfThe Sinful Dwarf
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(C) Old exploitation pic about a dwarf with a harem of drugged out prostitutes. Odd. It claims to be the father of all Dwarfsploitation films, which I do not doubt. Also, seeing a dwarf have his way with a regular sized woman is indeed unsettling. Sorry little people.
Cat in the BrainCat in the Brain
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(C+) Self-reflexive Fulci pic has some nice gore, though it's a little goofy and too reliant on clips.
Tell No OneTell No One
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(B) Intriguing French thriller is exactly like an American thriller. Good, though the conclusion is typically contrived.
13: Game of Death13: Game of Death
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(D+) Thai reality tv/horror satire is boring, obvious.
The Wizard of GoreThe Wizard of Gore
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(B-) Remake has surreal, neon-lit noir visuals. It's hardly flawless, but is surprisingly ambitious for such a film. However, Bijou Phillips keeps her clothes on, making one wonder why they hired her.
VinyanVinyan
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(C+) Bleak thriller from the director of Calvaire has great visuals and mood, but NOTHING HAPPENS.
The Lost World (Special Edition) - 1960 & 1925 versionsThe Lost World (Special Edition) - 1960 & 1925 versions
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(B- for 1925) Enjoyable silent film with classic stop motion animation. It can lack energy at times, as these films sometimes do.
The Cars That Ate ParisThe Cars That Ate Paris
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(C) Bizarre satire has an interesting premise, but is all talk. Comes with The Plumber (C+) another satire, this time about class relations. Has its moments.
Boiler RoomBoiler Room
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(B) Entertaining drama about a corrupt stoke brokerage. Has solid, if somewhat over the top, performances.
The BrokenThe Broken
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(A-) Terrifically moody doppelganger flick with outstanding visuals. It wastes no time and has an enjoyable twist. The end is a little forced, but it doesn't sell out the premise, which they almost always do in this kind of movie.
The Gore-Gore GirlsThe Gore-Gore Girls
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(C) Lewis's last film til the 00s. It's gross, goofy, inept. Ultimately watchable.
The Mind SnatchersThe Mind Snatchers
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(D+) Some interesting ideas, but this is boring, stagey and forced adaptation. Walken isn't bad, though.
CthulhuCthulhu
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(C+) A gay take on "Shadow Over Innsmouther." Seriously. Sometimes remarkably well-shot and eerie, sometimes amateurish and always rather pieced together.
SplinterSplinter
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(C+) Another Thing knockoff. Has some decent fx and atmosphere, though it's sometimes uneventful and has some annoying characters.
Perkins' 14Perkins' 14
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(B-) Some people hate it, but this is stylish looking zombie pic with nice gore and a relatively novel, if a bit odd, plot. It's no masterpiece, but you could do a lot worse.
Haxan (Witchcraft Through the Ages) - Criterion CollectionHaxan (Witchcraft Through the Ages) - Criterion Collection
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(B-) One of earliest "This is supposedly educational but is actually edgy/titilliating." Runs long, but this has some impressive, amusing visuals for the era.
Slaughter High (The Lost Collection)Slaughter High (The Lost Collection)
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(C) Standard issue 80s slasher. Uglier than most, though with some decent gore. I'm running out of enthusiasm for them.
The Killing GeneThe Killing Gene
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(C-) Shameless Saw and Seven knockoff has decent visuals, but the script starts cliched and ends up idiotic. Skarsgard is amusingly gruff, however. Featuring Melissa George's sexy buck teeth.
The Beast Must DieThe Beast Must Die
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(C+) Modestly entertaining Amicus pic with some fun performances. It's slow, though, and the production values are typically subpar compared to Hammer and others.
Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly NecklaceSherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace
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(C) Has Lee as Holmes, but this is a dubbed German production. The story is okay, but it's strangely lifeless.
13 Tzameti13 Tzameti
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(B-) B&W French neo-noir is very stylish, though it takes some time to get going.
Observe and Report [Theatrical Release]Observe and Report [Theatrical Release]
(B) Rogen is typically enjoyable in this rather dark comedy. Director claims inspiration from "Taxi Driver", and there's little doubt this is true. It also makes the increasingly tired male nudity gag amusing again.
Grand Illusion - Criterion CollectionGrand Illusion - Criterion Collection
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(A-) Famed WWI prison camp pic is one of the best films from the 30s. Performances are strong across the board, and the final third is quite moving at times.
The WrestlerThe Wrestler
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(A-) Easily the best of Aronofsky's uneven career, and Rourke is indeed excellent. Also, Tomei sucessfully defends her "Best Nudity After 40" award that she previously won with "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead." Not that there is a lot of competition.
Forest of DeathForest of Death
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(D) More boring, generic Asian horror. You usually get better from the Pangs, though.
Mimic 3 - SentinelMimic 3 - Sentinel
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(C+) Has many of the caveats of other direct-to-DVD sequels, but this displays a bit more style and ambition, suggesting that Petty has talent, which he does display later.
The BurrowersThe Burrowers
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(B+) A rare western/horror. A very atmospheric, beautiful film with some novel mythology.
Blade - Trinity (New Line Platinum Series)Blade - Trinity (New Line Platinum Series)
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(C+) The earlier films were a bit goofy, sure, but this one isn't even trying to be serious at all. Snipes is underused and dull, though it's got some decent action and is occasionally funny. Biel's vampire fighting outfit is insufficiently revealing, however.
Laid to Rest (Unrated Director's Cut)Laid to Rest (Unrated Director's Cut)
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(B-) Slasher throwback is a bit cheap looking at times, but it has a lot of gore and some actually likable characters.
Baby BluesBaby Blues
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(C+) Horror film inspired by the Andrea Yates case is impressively tasteless and starts out surprisingly realistic and harrowing. Unfortunately, it soon devolves into a rather mediocre slasher movie, a truly bizarre shift.
The BackwoodsThe Backwoods
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(C) Techincally competent but wholly unremarkable "Straw Dogs" rehash.
The UninvitedThe Uninvited
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(C+) I remember the original as being one of the better Asian horror flicks. This one's okay though I certainly weary of the repetition.
Damien: Omen 2Damien: Omen 2
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(B-) Pretty much identical to the mediocre original but a bit slicker and less turgid, making it more enjoyable in spite of the identical plot.
MartyrsMartyrs
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(A) Spectacularly violent and original horror flick. You'll not likley see anything else like it.
Pineapple Express (Single-Disc Unrated Edition)Pineapple Express (Single-Disc Unrated Edition)
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(B-) Mix of stoner-comedy and buddy-pic tribute loses steam as it continues, but the performances are enjoyable, particularly Rogen.
JCVDJCVD
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(B) Bizarre meta-fictive pic where Van Damme plays a fictional version of himself whose sucked into a bank heist. It's actually sometimes surprisingly conventional in spite of the story, though it has surreal moments, and Van Damme is surprisingly good.
Crank 2 [Theatical Release] [Theatrical Release]Crank 2 [Theatical Release] [Theatrical Release]
(A-) Substantially more over the top than the outrageous original, and substantially more fun. A terrific watch.