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How to Say 'OOPS!' in Swedish : Great Writers Who Didn't Win the Nobel
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The Portable Conrad (Penguin Classics)The Portable Conrad (Penguin Classics) by Joseph Conrad
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Conrad, one of Modern English literature's great prose masters, was overlooked by the Nobel even though he wrote some of his best work during the prize's early years.
Four Major Plays: A Doll's House, Ghosts, Hedda Gabler, The Master Builder (Oxford World's Classics)Four Major Plays: A Doll's House, Ghosts, Hedda Gabler, The Master Builder (Oxford World's Classics) by Henrik Ibsen
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It is odd that Ibsen was not the first Nobel laureate in literature (given the prize's early Scandinavian bias); it is truly bizarre that he never won.
Selected Tales (Penguin Classics)Selected Tales (Penguin Classics) by Henry James
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To his admirers (myself included) James is simply "The Master." The Swedish Academy, however, was inexplicably unimpressed.
Ulysses (Penguin Modern Classics)Ulysses (Penguin Modern Classics) by James Joyce
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The absence of Joyce from the laureate list is truly scandalous. It's a surreal omission, a bad joke. I mean, seriously, Pearl-freaking-Buck won the prize but James-bleeping-Joyce did not? What, dear reader, is up with that??
To the LighthouseTo the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
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The academy's snubbing of Woolf, the most beautiful and original English (as opposed to Irish or Scottish or American) writer of her generation, is almost as weird as their surreal Joyce oversight.
Women in Love (Penguin Classics)Women in Love (Penguin Classics) by D. H. Lawrence
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Lawrence was apparently too 'scandalous' for the Nobel. Even the most Lawrentian writer of our time, Doris Lessing, had to wait until age 88 to win, and she greeted the news with words worthy of her illustrious precursor, "Oh, Christ... I couldn't care less."
Franz Kafka: The Complete StoriesFranz Kafka: The Complete Stories by Franz Kafka
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Kafka died virtually unknown and with much of his best work unpublished and/or unfinished, so the Nobel committee can't be held completely responsible for not spotting him, but still...he's KAFKA, one of the century's defining writers, and they missed him!
In Search of Lost Time: Proust 6-pack (Proust Complete)In Search of Lost Time: Proust 6-pack (Proust Complete) by Marcel Proust
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No Nobel for PROUST?!? You gotta be kidding... Sometimes I suspect that the early juries had something against the very idea of literary Modernism.
Journey to the End of the Night (NEW DIRECTIONS PAPERBOOK)Journey to the End of the Night (NEW DIRECTIONS PAPERBOOK) by Louis-Ferdinand Céline
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Celine's fascism and pro-Nazi activities surely took him out of the running. If not for his crazed and evil politics, he would've been nobelisable on the strength of this great book alone.
The SleepwalkersThe Sleepwalkers by Hermann Broch
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Relatively little-known in the English-speaking world, Broch was one of the giants of modern Central European literature.
Too Loud a SolitudeToo Loud a Solitude by Bohumil Hrabal
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When this Czech was presented to the Nobel jury, he bounced. (Sorry. I couldn't resist.)
The Complete Poems of Hart Crane (Centennial Edition)The Complete Poems of Hart Crane (Centennial Edition) by Hart Crane
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Hart took a long dive into the Caribbean before the Nobel committee even had a chance to ignore him.
NadjaNadja by Andre Breton
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Even in his old age Breton was apparently still too much of a literary 'wild man' for the Swedish Academy. May we all be so fortunate.
Antonin Artaud: Selected WritingsAntonin Artaud: Selected Writings by Antonin Artaud
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Since they didn't award Breton, they surely couldn't recognize the authentic mad genius of French Surrealism, Antonin Artaud.
Poems of Paul Celan: A Bilingual German/English Edition, Revised EditionPoems of Paul Celan: A Bilingual German/English Edition, Revised Edition by Paul Celan
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Again, the Nobel's oversight (or should I say 'blindness'?) is truly inexplicable in this case.
Selected Poems: Expanded Edition: Including selections from Day by DaySelected Poems: Expanded Edition: Including selections from Day by Day by Robert Lowell
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Allen Ginsberg and Robert Lowell represented opposite poles in American poetry, but that didn't stop them from influencing each other. The Swedes spurned both.
Collected PoemsCollected Poems by Philip Larkin
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Larkin, the 'quintessentially English poet' in both the positive and negative connotations of that phrase, deserved a Nobel on the strength of works like "Ambulances," "Deceptions," "Aubade," etc.
W.H. Auden: Selected PoemsW.H. Auden: Selected Poems by W. H. Auden
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Well, at least they gave a Nobel to Yeats.
Selected Poems 1934-1952, New Revised EditionSelected Poems 1934-1952, New Revised Edition by Dylan Thomas
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Dylan played the drunken Welshman so well that the academy was probably blinded to the excellence of his verse.
The Master and Margarita (Penguin Classics)The Master and Margarita (Penguin Classics) by Mikhail Bulgakov
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Bulgakov wrote the greatest Russian novel of the Soviet era, better than "Doctor Zhivago," better than Sholokov's Don novels, much better than anything by Solzhenitzyn--even better than Nabokov's Russian novels
Pale FirePale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov
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A great Russian writer who became one of the great English prose stylists of the 20th century. As soon as "Ada" was published, the Nobel jury should have fallen to their knees and kissed his pen.
The Colossus of MaroussiThe Colossus of Maroussi by Henry Miller
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The diametric opposite of Henry James, Miller was the first American novelist to be deeply influenced by Surrealism. His long-banned works deeply influenced writers of the 1950s' and 60's.
Cities of the InteriorCities of the Interior by Anais Nin
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Say what you will about Anais, she was at least as deserving of the prize as Pearl Buck or Elfriede Jelinek.
The Stories of Paul BowlesThe Stories of Paul Bowles by Paul Bowles
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Bowles, the ultimate American abroad, the one who went away and never came back, the authentic 'traveler' of our Modern literature. He would've been a perfect laureate.
Collected Poems 1947-1997Collected Poems 1947-1997 by Allen Ginsberg
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Unquestionably the most influential American poet since T.S. Eliot. The Swedes were probably frightened by Allen's defiantly uncloseted sex life.
Our Lady of the FlowersOur Lady of the Flowers by Jean Genet
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Does/Did the Nobel committee have a problem with representations of homosexuality in literature? It seems so.
Collected FictionsCollected Fictions by Jorge Luis Borges
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Once again, this is a jaw-dropping omission. Borges was one of the century's greatest literary artists and one of its most influential.
Invisible CitiesInvisible Cities by Italo Calvino
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Realist, satirist, folklorist, postmodernist, journalist, fantasist--Calvino was all of these things. "Invisible Cities" and "If On A Winter's Night A Traveler" are probably the most nobelisable Italian works of the past 50 years.
Nineteen Eighty-FourNineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
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Big Brother was watching, but the Nobel jury surely was not.
Invisible ManInvisible Man by Ralph Ellison
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Were the Swedes waiting for Ellison's second novel?
The Rings of SaturnThe Rings of Saturn by W.G. Sebald
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Sebald died a few years too early to be a Nobel laureate. I suspect that Elfriede Jelinek's award would probably have gone to Sebald had he still been alive.
James Baldwin : Collected Essays : Notes of a Native Son / Nobody Knows My Name / The Fire Next Time / No Name in the Street / The Devil Finds Work / Other Essays (Library of America)James Baldwin : Collected Essays : Notes of a Native Son / Nobody Knows My Name / The Fire Next Time / No Name in the Street / The Devil Finds Work / Other Essays (Library of America) by James Baldwin
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They overlooked James Baldwin. Unforgivable.
Selected Writings of Guillaume Apollinaire (New Directions Books)Selected Writings of Guillaume Apollinaire (New Directions Books) by Guillaume Apollinaire
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They overlooked Apollinaire. Surreally unforgivable.
Collected PoemsCollected Poems by Ted Hughes
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Hughes's enormous body of work made him the most nobelisable Yorkshireman who ever lived.
The Confusions of Young Torless (Penguin Twentieth-Century Classics)The Confusions of Young Torless (Penguin Twentieth-Century Classics) by Robert Musil
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Musil's "The Man Without Qualities" would seem to be the kind of work the Nobel was invented to honor. Or maybe not.
Cosmos and Pornografia: Two NovelsCosmos and Pornografia: Two Novels by Witold Gombrowicz
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No Nobel for Witold. He's in excellent company.
The Portable Arthur Miller (Penguin Classics)The Portable Arthur Miller (Penguin Classics) by Arthur Miller
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Why, why, why didn't they give one to Arthur Miller? The man was a walking advertisement for literary humanism.
Four Plays (Signet Classics)Four Plays (Signet Classics) by Tennessee Williams
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Maybe the Nobel jury just didn't 'get' midcentury American drama.
PatersonPaterson by William Carlos Williams
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Dr. Williams to Stockholm STAT!...On second thought, cancel that.
Two Novels: Jealousy and In the Labyrinth (Robbe-Grillet, Alain)Two Novels: Jealousy and In the Labyrinth (Robbe-Grillet, Alain) by Alain Robbe-Grillet
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The 2008 death of Robbe-Grillet robbed the Nobel jury of the opportunity to honor the progenitor of the French literary New Wave. His work of the 1950's and 60's was seminal.