A classic Japanese fright film ruined by it's own director. Unbe-freakin'-lievable. The original scared the hell out of me; this one had me laughing all the way home from the theater. Bigger budget = less creativity, end of story.

Now here's something I can get behind. A timeless classic remade as a post-apocalyptic anime that still remains very much true to the mythos that make the original works. More like this, please.

This film should have been titled differently as the only thing it shares with the original is the name, zombies, and a mall. That's it. It is no remake, but it is a nice little zombie flick a la "28 Days Later" and boasts one of my favorite opening sequences ever.

What a P.O.S. Took the most awesome of all giant monsters and reduced him to a fish-eating iguana co-starring with Ferris Bueller.

Now here's what I'm talking about. The film may be bloated, but when it's got this much action and looks so fine (not as fine as Naomi Watts, however) I will let that slide. It's not perfect, but it delivers a serious spectacle while capturing the heart of the original and that's what really counts.

Actually quite good, but portrayed from the standpoint of 90's youth it just can't match up to the predecessors.

A remake gets criticised if it stays too far from the original, but this is ridiculous! Shot-for-shot, scene-for-scene, line-for-line this carbon-copies the original, only without the iconic performances, and WITH an unnecessary masturbation bit. Pointless beyond belief.

Almost beat out the orignal by staying closer to the source material. Then some imbecile decided to turn a straight horror story into a lame romance and completely crap all over Stoker's work while leaving his name on the film. This could have been the best Dracula ever, but it settles in as simply another must-see.

A nothing if not unique interpretation of a vampire classic based on the novel "Dracula". A massive departure from the original, but an intriguing one. Dracula as a craven, pathetic parasite is certainly something to see.

The original is a bit of a cult classic if roller derby is your thing. This one, eh, not so much. In fact, damn near any remake starring a rapper should be avoided.

The first half is brilliant, genius, Spielburg's back, baby! The second half is lame, recycled, corny, WTF, Tom Cruise sucks! Took the greatest ending in sci-fi history and made it maddeningly lame. Speilburg's back....to passing disposable garbage off as films.

Not a great remake, but a very fun one. Samuel L Jackson is the ONLY man who could pull the role off and keep a straight face while telling a woman it's his duty to please their booty. I can dig it.

Starts out pretty cleverly. Sid Haig is awesome and there is some quality tongue-in-cheek horror here, but it really falls apart in the end. The biggest flaw: it insisted on being a remake when the only similiarity to the original is zombies and a farmhouse. Why?