 | Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Buy used from: $4.12 I've never missed Keanu Reeves so much in my life. Not even Willem Dafoe in Crazy Guy Role #458 can save this movie from sinking. Heh, it's set on a boat.
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 | The Whole Ten Yards (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01 You know how THE WHOLE NINE YARDS was dark, clever, and you know, funny? That's probably because it was R, and not PG-13, like this appalling sequel. Or it could be terrible writing, directing, and even acting by the usually reliable Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis (though Brucie's made quite a few bombs). And what the #$%& is with Kevin Pollak in this?!
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 | Airplane II: The Sequel
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $4.68 The Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker team behind the original AIRPLANE! (as well as other classics like TOP SECRET!, THE KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, & THE NAKED GUN) had nothing to do with this sequel and claim to have never seen it. The best jokes in this train wreck (or more appropriately space shuttle wreck) are from the original, so just watch that one... PLEASE.
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 | Caddyshack 2
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.16 Harold Ramis may have co-wrote this sequel to his 1980 directorial debut, but I'm not quite sure what parts. Chevy Chase is the only returning cast member (and it's a paycheck cameo), while the likes of Dan Aykroyd, Robert Stack, and Randy Quaid pop up as various loonies and uptight A-holes. I believe the great Aristotle said it best when he said, "This movie blows."
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 | Blues Brothers 2000
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $2.98 He succeeded with GHOSTBUSTERS 2, but 18 years was a little too long to wait for a sequel, Aykroyd, especially one as bad as this. John Landis returns as director, and John Goodman steps in as the fat John to replace John Belushi. There's a scene with ghosts... and another with voodoo... sigh.
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 | The Fly II (Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $3.22 Everything great about David Cronenberg's brilliant remake of THE FLY is missing from this horrendous sequel starring Eric Stoltz as Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis' son, who gained daddy's fly (and destructive) gene. Plenty of disgusting gore, but not much else.
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 | Batman & Robin
Buy used from: $2.07 The only movie on the list to not be the second of the series, BATMAN & ROBIN deserves a place in Worst Movies Ever as well. Horrible writing, a predictable story, Chris O'Donnell at the peak of whininess (not sure if that's a word... if not, he invented it), Arnold Schwarzenegger mumbling 1,000,000 puns concerning ice, it's all here.
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 | National Lampoon's European Vacation
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.00 Once John Hughes (reportedly) gave up on this movie, so should we all have. Unfunny slapstick and sex jokes, an annoying Rusty and Audrey, and the worst credit song in existence. The best part? Eric Idle as a bike rider constantly being injured by the Griswolds. Luckily, CHRISTMAS VACATION made up for it all.
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 | An American Werewolf in Paris
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $2.06 The only thing this turd has in common with John Landis' classic is Europe and a werewolf. Tom Everett Scott pulls off a dull performance as an American who meets the daughter of Jenny Agutter's nurse character from LONDON (or something like that) and becomes embroiled in lycanthropic activity. Geez, two bad sequels to John Landis movies in barely a year.
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 | Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a prequel. It's also an abomination. How Eugene Levy, Cheri Oteri, Bob Saget, Luis Guzmán, and Mimi Rogers were all tricked into making this movie is beyond me. Jim Carrey, do your part. Make sequels so other people won't.
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