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The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition)The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Superbad (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Superbad (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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"Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me."
Dumb and DumberDumb and Dumber
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"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
Radioland MurdersRadioland Murders
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"Oh! It was the killer! I saw him... he was... horrible. He was a tall guy... short too. And he was wearing this really nice suit, though it was kinda shabby. And he, and he had blackish, brownish, reddish, blondish, kinda whitish hair. And, and he definitely went downstairs, or, or maybe it was up."
Jackass Number Two (Unrated)Jackass Number Two (Unrated)
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"I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself."
The Money PitThe Money Pit
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"Mozart? Mozart is dead, his problems are over, help MEEE..."
Little Miss SunshineLittle Miss Sunshine
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"Christ! what are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. Your jail bait, their jail bait. You turn sixteen and your looking at three to five."
The Naked Gun - From the Files of Police Squad!The Naked Gun - From the Files of Police Squad!
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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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"We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and only the ribs will be broken. . ."
Grandma's Boy (Unrated Edition)Grandma's Boy (Unrated Edition)
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"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."
The 'BurbsThe 'Burbs
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"I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE, SATAN IS GOOD, SATAN IS MY PAL."
The Terminal (Widescreen Edition)The Terminal (Widescreen Edition)
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"Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him."
Wayne's World 1 & 2 - The Complete EpicWayne's World 1 & 2 - The Complete Epic
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"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Widescreen Edition)The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Widescreen Edition)
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"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
The Family Stone (Widescreen Edition)The Family Stone (Widescreen Edition)
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"Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year - we have a guest."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Bueller...Bueller... Edition (Special Collector's Edition)Ferris Bueller's Day Off Bueller...Bueller... Edition (Special Collector's Edition)
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"I do have a test today. that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
The Breakfast Club (High School Reunion Collection)The Breakfast Club (High School Reunion Collection)
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"But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
Napoleon Dynamite - Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!Napoleon Dynamite - Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!
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"She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet."
Uncle BuckUncle Buck
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"I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum."
BigBig
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"She spent the last three months writing down her married name. "Mrs. Judy Hicks", "Mrs. Donald Hicks"; "Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks", sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen. Sometimes, she spells the hyphen."
Better Off DeadBetter Off Dead
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"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
ClueClue
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"Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths..."
Hot RodHot Rod
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"I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face."
Accepted (Widescreen Edition)Accepted (Widescreen Edition)
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"This place is awesome cause now I can finally get Hepatitis!"
Airplane! (Don't Call Me Shirley! Edition)Airplane! (Don't Call Me Shirley! Edition)
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Strange WildernessStrange Wilderness
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I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.