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Europe At It's Worst
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Caligula (Unrated Version)Caligula (Unrated Version)
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Sadly it's probably the creative peak of 70's European cinema
The 3 Tenors in Concert 1994The 3 Tenors in Concert 1994
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Get stuck behind the Three Tenors at the buffet line at the Golden Corral in Monaco and you'll know why I can't stand these guys
PornoPorno by Irvine Welsh
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Trainspotting, Glue, Ecstasy, Filth, The Acid House. Maybe Irvine shoulda quit while he was ahead
Camilla: The King's Mistress : A Love StoryCamilla: The King's Mistress : A Love Story by Caroline Graham
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At least in America ugly people don't get to marry celebrities. It's in our constitution.
Aida (2000 Original Broadway Cast)Aida (2000 Original Broadway Cast) by Elton John
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Whatever happened to Aida II?
CinderfellaCinderfella
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It may have been made in America but when Jerry's career was finally about to wind down those darn French had to deify him and that led to more movies.
9012590125 by Yes
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Yes? No!
Life Is BeautifulLife Is Beautiful
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Roberto Benigni. Enough said.
Folksongs from BavariaFolksongs from Bavaria by Various Artists
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This is where Burl Ives got his start.
Chocolat (Miramax Collector's Series)Chocolat (Miramax Collector's Series)
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If Johnny is gonna keep making films like this he can stay in France
Rick Steves' Paris 2006Rick Steves' Paris 2006 by Rick Steves
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The short version of traveling in France. The streets are narrow and overcrowded. The beaches are overrated. The natives are boorish and rude. And the chefs get offended if you ask for BBQ sauce .
Mr. Bean - The Whole Bean (Complete Set)Mr. Bean - The Whole Bean (Complete Set)
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"Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot." Truer words...
Adolf Hitler: The Definitive BiographyAdolf Hitler: The Definitive Biography by John Toland
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Hey, the worst we came up with was Nixon, J Edgar Hoover and Martha Raye. Those Europeans are far better at evil than us.
AmelieAmelie
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A quirky French gal goes twittering about paris with love in the air . How endearing
The Thinking Fan's Guide to the World CupThe Thinking Fan's Guide to the World Cup by Matt Weiland
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Watching soccer involves thinking? Isnt it hard enough to watch it already
Raphael (Getting to Know the World's Greatest Artists)Raphael (Getting to Know the World's Greatest Artists) by Mike Venezia
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Of the three ninja mutant turtles this was the guy I just couldn't stand.
The Eiffel TowerThe Eiffel Tower by Lucien Herve
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To parapharse Shrek, "Do you think maybe Eiffel is compensating for something?"
Bram Stoker's Dracula/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - (Collector's Box Set)Bram Stoker's Dracula/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - (Collector's Box Set)
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Kenneth Branagh and Robert De Niro should never make a film together again.
Lord Byron: The Major Works (Oxford World's Classics)Lord Byron: The Major Works (Oxford World's Classics) by George Gordon Byron
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Another European poet writing about death and lost love. Borderline.
Swept AwaySwept Away
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At least Madonna hasn't made another movie