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Disasterpiece Theater part 2
By an Amazon.com customer
Battlefield EarthBattlefield Earth
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The Church of Scientology deserved every criticism they got for hyping up this crapfest. How bad is it? John Travolta's career hasnt recovered since.
Alone in the DarkAlone in the Dark
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Movies like these are precisely why nobody respects Uwe Boll as a filmmaker.
CyborgCyborg
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Easily the worst movie he's ever been in.
Double TeamDouble Team
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Van Dammit and Dennis Rodman: perfect combination for a terrible action movie.
Howling II - Your Sister Is a WerewolfHowling II - Your Sister Is a Werewolf
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I loved Howling but when a series goes down the tubes after the first movie that's not a good sign.
Jason Goes to HellJason Goes to Hell
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He should have taken this awful movie with him.
MoonrakerMoonraker
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You sure this is not a parody of a James Bond movie? It sure looks like one.
GlitterGlitter
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I would have went beserk too if I had such a weak attempt of a vanity project on my conscience.
Friday the 13th, Part V - A New BeginningFriday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning
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This is exactly where the Friday The 13th series took a sour turn. A guy posing as Jason? That's a bigger gyp than...
Halloween III - Season Of The WitchHalloween III - Season Of The Witch
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No Micheal Myers? Just some Celtic warlock casting spells to turn kids heads in bugs and snakes. How lame.
Superman IIISuperman III
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This movie killed the Superman series.
Superman IV - The Quest for PeaceSuperman IV - The Quest for Peace
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This one sealed the coffin shut.
Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
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Even diehard Trekkies hate this one. "Your pain it runs deep, share it with me!!!" lol!
Hudson HawkHudson Hawk
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Bruce's vanity project stinks to high heaven.
The Mod SquadThe Mod Squad
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Who's going to want to watch the show now after this tragically bad movie?
Friday the 13th, Part VIII - Jason Takes ManhattanFriday the 13th, Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan
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This is the third Friday The 13th movie on this list. That should tell you how bad the series has gotten.
The Island of Dr. Moreau (Unrated Director's Cut)The Island of Dr. Moreau (Unrated Director's Cut)
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The original was better than this. You know a movie is destined to be terrible when the legendary Marlon Brando gives the worst performance of his respectable career.
Stop! Or My Mom Will ShootStop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
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Stop! or Follywood hacks will continue to make bad movies like these.
Over the TopOver the Top
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A movie about arm wrestling? Can you get any desperate for movie ideas than that?
Baby GeniusesBaby Geniuses
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If you like this movie, you're an idiot. Take it how you want to take it. 100% laugh-free guaranteed.
Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2 (Special Edition)Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2 (Special Edition)
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Bad jokes are still bad jokes even if they come from a baby.
Inspector GadgetInspector Gadget
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What could possibly be more pathetic than Leslie Nielson in Mr Magoo? Yep, you guessed it.
Mr. Magoo (Widescreen Edition)Mr. Magoo (Widescreen Edition)
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Leslie Nielson wore out the bumbling idiot schtick a long time ago. Now its just sad.
Larry the Cable Guy - Health InspectorLarry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector
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To fart or not to fart? That is the question.
Beverly Hills Cop IIIBeverly Hills Cop III
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Proof that Eddie Murphy will star in anything for an obscene amount of cash. Its a shame too because BHC was a great series that shouldnt have ended like this.
The Adventures of Pluto NashThe Adventures of Pluto Nash
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More proof that Eddie Murphy will star in anything for an obscene amount of cash.
Howling III - The MarsupialsHowling III - The Marsupials
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So cheesy its stomach turning.
Pumpkinhead 2 - Blood WingsPumpkinhead 2 - Blood Wings
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A neat idea ruined by pointless and awful sequels.
The Sweetest Thing (Unrated Edition)The Sweetest Thing (Unrated Edition)
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Sex And The City for dummies.
Son of the Pink PantherSon of the Pink Panther
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Oh come on! Even you know this one was bland. Admit it!
3 Ninjas - High Noon on Mega Mountain3 Ninjas - High Noon on Mega Mountain
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Take out the original actors and replace them with some weak ones and you get the worst installment in the 3 Ninjas series.
Mac and MeMac and Me
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Shameless product placements for Coca Cola and McDonalds in this cheap E.T. clone.
On Deadly GroundOn Deadly Ground
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Yeah, the world is really gonna take environmental lessons from Steven Seagal. Michael Caine must still have nightmares about starring in this dopey vanity project. Serves him right!
Stay Alive - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)Stay Alive - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)
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Stay awake would be a better title.
UnderclassmanUnderclassman
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Beverly Hills Cop Meets 21 Jumpstreet with disastrous results.
SheenaSheena
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Tanya Roberts is a sight for sore eyes. Too bad I cant say the same about this movie.
Red SonjaRed Sonja
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The most laughable spin-off in movie history. It's no wonder that Bridgette Nielson's career fell apart after this.
Conan the DestroyerConan the Destroyer
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Conan has never looked more unappealing.
American Ninja 5American Ninja 5
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Pure garbage. A disgrace to the American Ninja name.
Deuce Bigalow - European GigoloDeuce Bigalow - European Gigolo
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The first one was mildly amusing but this one is beyond horrible.