"Here we come/Walk down the street/We get the funniest looks from/Everyone we meet/Hey, hey, we're the Monkees/People say we monkey around/We're too busy singin'/To put anybody down..."

"Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer/He's a demon on wheels/He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone..."

"They're creepy and their kooky/Mysterious and spooky/They're all together ooky/The Addams Family/Their house is a museum/When people come to see 'em/They really are a scre-am/The Addams Family . . ."

"Flintsones, meet the Flintstones/They're the modern Stone Age family/From the town of Bedrock/They're a place right of history/Let's ride with the family down the street/Through the courtesy of ..."

"It's time to play the music/It's time to light the lights/It's time to meet the Muppets, on the Muppet Show tonight . . ."

"Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away/On my way, to where the air is sweet/Can you tell me how to get/How to get to Sesame Street..."

"Marshall, Will, and Holly/On a routine expidition/Met the greatest earthquake ever known/High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft/And plunged them down a thousand feet below/To the land of..."

"The end of the Civil War was near/And quite accidentally/The hero who sneezed abruptly seized/Retreat, and reversed it to victory/His medal of honor pleased and thrilled . . ."

"Well, we're movin' on up/To the East Side/To that dee-luxe apartment, in the sky/We're movin' on up/To the East Side/We finally got a piece of the pie . . ."

"Rollin', rolllin', rollin'/Though the streams are swollen/Keep those dogies rollin', Rawhide/Rain and wind and weather/Hell-bound for leather . . ."

"Yes, no, maybe/Can you repeat the question/You're not the boss of me now!/You're not the boss of me now!/You're not the boss of me now!/And you're not so big..."