Lily and I make the frog and the dog talk to each other. Sometimes they date and sometimes the dog eats the frog. Sometimes, the frog sings opera while the dog howls. It's a beautiful thing.

If you're a fan of voodoo dolls or hedgehogs (or fantasize about stabbing your ex, but maybe that's just me), this will make you giggle.

This is so cool; I can't wait to get one of these.

This will make Christmas baking a lot more fun.

Feels so satisfying every time you put a knife back into its place.

This is my favorite MP3 player, way better than iPod in my opinion. Sign up for RhapsodyToGo and you can download any song you want onto it for only $15 a month.

Fun AND it makes you smarterer. My favorite version is to only spell out cursewords.

This is easy entertainment, especially if you have a cat, or better yet, a sleeping dog.

Someone bought this for me because I like board games and cuss like a sailor, but they didn't read the description - it's actually about being cursed, not saying them. Somehow the mistake made it even funnier; this is one of my favorite games.

I found this for a friend, but I think I want it for myself too.

If you don't think this is the most awesome thing ever, you need your head checked.

My ex bought this for me as sort of a practical private joke. I really don't care about pool, but I bought a topper for it that we can use to play table soccer and hockey with. I let my guy friends play pool while I do other things, then I kick their butts at the other games. The cool thing about this is that you can fold it up and put it away, which is great since I live in an apartment.

It's a shame that since I don't drink anymore, karaoke has stopped being so much fun. I guess it's just a little harder to willingly make a fool of yourself when you're sober. However, if you are still a drunk, enjoy some karaoke.