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Disasterpiece Theater Part 10: The Final Offence
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The HappeningThe Happening
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $0.03
Its official. M. Night Shyamalan has fallen off.
South of Heaven, West of HellSouth of Heaven, West of Hell
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Godawful western written and directed by....Dwight Yoakam? Hey Dwight, stick to singing buddy!
Mission To MarsMission To Mars
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More holes than Swiss cheese.
Be Cool (Widescreen Edition)Be Cool (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.01
You follow up Get Shorty(one of the best satires in recent memory) with this? Bad move guys, bad move.
Date Movie (Unrated Edition)Date Movie (Unrated Edition)
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The beginning of the end for parody.
Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)
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Is it George Lucas's intent to soil the legacy of Star Wars with this dreck?
Coyote UglyCoyote Ugly
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Pretty women dance badly on bar tables and splash water on men. Sounds like my type of bar and oh yeah, the movie sucks.
Southland TalesSouthland Tales
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One of the most confusing and stupid Sci-fi flick I've seen in a while. This movie really believed it was smarter than what it was.
The Good Shepherd (Widescreen Edition)The Good Shepherd (Widescreen Edition)
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Who knew a movie about the CIA could be so confusing and boring?
Exorcist II: The Heretic (Snap Case)Exorcist II: The Heretic (Snap Case)
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Hands down,the worst horror movie sequel of all time.
An American Werewolf in ParisAn American Werewolf in Paris
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Stupid made for MTV sequel for the 1981 classic.
DrivenDriven
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Sly Stallone writes another bad script as the downfall of Renny Harlin continues...
Hostel - Part II (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Hostel - Part II (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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A movie about torture that's torture to sit through. How ironic!
Grindhouse Presents, Death Proof - Extended and Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition)Grindhouse Presents, Death Proof - Extended and Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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A stupid movie about stupid women blabbing about nothing for an hour before getting into a stupid race with a stupid antagonist. Vintage Tarantino fare.
Red PlanetRed Planet
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Another bad space epic.
Who's That Girl?Who's That Girl?
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Madonna acting like an airhead slut while some hapless dope follows her around. Classic Madonna movie.
House IV [VHS]House IV [VHS]
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You remember when the House series was good? No? You remember when it was tolerable?
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (Single-Disc Edition)The X-Files: I Want to Believe (Single-Disc Edition)
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I wanted to believe this was a good movie but its not. It doesnt even follow tradition of the show its named after.
One Missed CallOne Missed Call
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Stop remaking Japanese horror flicks! This is bad enough to start another world war.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (Full Screen)The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (Full Screen)
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And I thought the second installment was weak. This was flat out boring.
Saw V (Fullscreen Edition)Saw V (Fullscreen Edition)
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No more Saw movies please! They're starting to become as derivative as Friday The 13th sequels.
Random HeartsRandom Hearts
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Boring Hearts.
Vertical Limit (Special Edition)Vertical Limit (Special Edition)
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A disgrace to mountain climbers everywhere.
What Lies BeneathWhat Lies Beneath
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Robert Zemeckis cant do better than this?
The Amityville Horror (Widescreen Special Edition)The Amityville Horror (Widescreen Special Edition)
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Godawful remake of a decent classic.
An American Haunting (Unrated Edition)An American Haunting (Unrated Edition)
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Cookie-cutter haunted house flick.
In the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege TaleIn the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
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This LOTR ripoff is the closest that Uwe Boll is going to get to making a decent film. Pathetic isnt it?
Analyze That (Widescreen)Analyze That (Widescreen)
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Terribly unfunny follow up to a funny first movie.
Anger Management (Widescreen Edition)Anger Management (Widescreen Edition)
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Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler act like loons for an hour and a half.
21 (Single-Disc Edition)21 (Single-Disc Edition)
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No royal flush here.
The EyeThe Eye
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Hesitate to "see" this one. Its not worth it.
Righteous KillRighteous Kill
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Probably the biggest waste of top notch talent in a long time.
Semi-ProSemi-Pro
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Semi-garbage.
Another 9 1/2 WeeksAnother 9 1/2 Weeks
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Dreadful sequel plus Mickey Rourke looks like hammered s***.
Surf School (Unrated)Surf School (Unrated)
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Totally bogus, dude.
The Comebacks (Unrated Edition)The Comebacks (Unrated Edition)
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The curse of the bad spoofs continues.
Surfer, DudeSurfer, Dude
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Matthew McConaughey plays the same guy he plays in real life.
Miracle at St Anna (Widescreen Edition)Miracle at St Anna (Widescreen Edition)
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Spike Lee hits rock bottom with a resounding thud.