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The Best Books Ever
By an Amazon.com customer
The Selfish Gene: 30th Anniversary Edition--with a new Introduction by the AuthorThe Selfish Gene: 30th Anniversary Edition--with a new Introduction by the Author by Richard Dawkins
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $8.62
Ya can't f**k with science.
The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without DesignThe Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without Design by Richard Dawkins
Buy new: $11.53 / Used from: $5.93
Talk nerdy to me.
The Satanic BibleThe Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor Lavey
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $4.86
Do what thou wilt.
Geek Love: A NovelGeek Love: A Novel by Katherine Dunn
Buy new: $10.20 / Used from: $3.98
Fun bathtub reading.
Ask the Dust (P.S.)Ask the Dust (P.S.) by John Fante
Buy new: $10.07 / Used from: $7.50
Fante is god.
The Road to Los AngelesThe Road to Los Angeles by John Fante
Buy new: $11.97 / Used from: $7.91
Still god.
Wait Until Spring, BandiniWait Until Spring, Bandini by John Fante
Buy new: $12.48 / Used from: $3.30
Yep, god.
The ExorcistThe Exorcist by William Peter Blatty
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.48
A million times better than the movie, and the movie ruled.
Severed: The True Story of the Black Dahlia MurderSevered: The True Story of the Black Dahlia Murder by John Gilmore
Buy new: $8.44 / Used from: $4.62
With pictures!
I Like You: Hospitality Under the InfluenceI Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris
Buy new: $18.47 / Used from: $4.21
Hilarious.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living DeadThe Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $4.46
Pack this in your emergency kit.
Ham On RyeHam On Rye by Charles Bukowski
Buy new: $11.52 / Used from: $6.00
Awesome.
Post OfficePost Office by Charles Bukowski
Buy new: $10.80 / Used from: $6.39
Saddest book ever.
WomenWomen by Charles Bukowski
Buy new: $11.52 / Used from: $3.84
Kind of makes you hate him, kind of makes you love him.
The World According to GarpThe World According to Garp by John Irving
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01
Good for a plane ride.
A Prayer for Owen MeanyA Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01
Good for...uh, when you have the flu I guess.
The Feminine MystiqueThe Feminine Mystique by Betty Friedan
Buy new: $10.85 / Used from: $3.10
Classic.
The Sexual Politics of Meat: A Feminist-Vegetarian Critical TheoryThe Sexual Politics of Meat: A Feminist-Vegetarian Critical Theory by Carol J. Adams
Buy new: $22.45 / Used from: $4.70
I read this one about three times, it's awesome.
Animal LiberationAnimal Liberation by Peter Singer
Buy used from: $3.47
Another classic.
Me Talk Pretty One DayMe Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Buy new: $10.19 / Used from: $0.08
Super funny.
Holidays on Ice: StoriesHolidays on Ice: Stories by David Sedaris
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $2.87
Best gay dude ever.
Motley Crue: The Dirt - Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock BandMotley Crue: The Dirt - Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band by Tommy Lee
Buy new: $12.23 / Used from: $5.50
Sooo dirty.
The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers (Pocket Books True Crime)The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers (Pocket Books True Crime) by Harold Schechter
Buy used from: $0.78
For those who take their murderers seriously.
Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal UndergroundLords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground by Michael Moynihan
Buy used from: $4.39
This is why black metal rules.
The Encyclopedia of Heavy MetalThe Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal by Daniel Bukszpan
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $7.47
The Manowar article is the best.
Why I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays on Religion and Related SubjectsWhy I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects by Bertrand Russell
Buy new: $10.80 / Used from: $1.89
I read mine over and over until the pages fell out.
REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja BookREAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $1.70
My bible. Besides the Satanic Bible.
Big Bosoms and Square Jaws: The Biography of Russ Meyer, King of the Sex FilmBig Bosoms and Square Jaws: The Biography of Russ Meyer, King of the Sex Film by Jimmy McDonough
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $14.72
My hero.
Annie Sprinkle: Post-Porn ModernistAnnie Sprinkle: Post-Porn Modernist by Annie Sprinkle
Buy used from: $16.11
Sluts are the new intellectuals.
White Line Fever: The AutobiographyWhite Line Fever: The Autobiography by Lemmy Kilmister
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $9.11
Lemmy. I heart Lemmy.
Marabou Stork NightmaresMarabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh
Buy new: $11.16 / Used from: $1.99
So weird, and so good.
Haw!Haw! by Ivan Brunetti
Buy used from: $18.45
AIDS blood, AIDS blood, where'd I put my AIDS blood?
Stuffed Animals and Pickled Heads: The Culture and Evolution of Natural History MuseumsStuffed Animals and Pickled Heads: The Culture and Evolution of Natural History Museums by Stephen T. Asma
Buy new: $30.07 / Used from: $15.03
This was one of my college professors, he's hilarious.
The Twilight of the Idols and The Anti-Christ: or How to Philosophize with a Hammer (Penguin Classics)The Twilight of the Idols and The Anti-Christ: or How to Philosophize with a Hammer (Penguin Classics) by Friedrich Nietzsche
Buy new: $9.60 / Used from: $1.54
God is dead.
Deviant: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the Original PsychoDeviant: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the Original Psycho by Harold Schechter
Buy new: $12.48 / Used from: $6.94
Dance with the dead in my dreams, listen to their hollow screams.
Eaten Alive!: Italian Cannibal and Zombie MoviesEaten Alive!: Italian Cannibal and Zombie Movies by Jay Slater
Buy used from: $11.30
A must have for horror nerds.
Cannibal:  The True Story of the Maneater of RotenburgCannibal: The True Story of the Maneater of Rotenburg by Lois Jones
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.47
My second favorite cannibal ever.
Deranged: The Shocking True Story of America's Most Fiendish KillerDeranged: The Shocking True Story of America's Most Fiendish Killer by Harold Schechter
Buy used from: $9.88
My first favorite cannibal.
Cupcakes: From the Cake Mix DoctorCupcakes: From the Cake Mix Doctor by Anne Byrn
Buy new: $10.76 / Used from: $1.22
My go-to baking book.
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle: A NovelThe Wind-Up Bird Chronicle: A Novel by Haruki Murakami
Buy new: $10.88 / Used from: $4.62
My hands-down favorite novel of all time.