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Horrible movies of 2006
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Basic Instinct 2 (Unrated, Extended Cut)Basic Instinct 2 (Unrated, Extended Cut)
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Beautiful American author Catherine Tramell (Stone) is living in London when she is involved in a sexually charged car accident leading to the scandalous death of a famous British athlete. Raunchy and irreverent, Tramell likes to shock people with both her words and her actions.
Half Past DeadHalf Past Dead
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An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two are reunited again on duty at New Alcatraz...
Master of DisguiseMaster of Disguise
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Dana Carvey showcases his dazzling impersonation skills in MASTER OF DISGUISE, a comedy about an innocent man who discovers that he has a rare, though mildly annoying, gift. Carvey is Pistachio...
Twisted (Special Collector's Edition)Twisted (Special Collector's Edition)
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Against the moody, fog-laden backdrop of the San Francisco waterfront, police detective Jessica Shephard (Ashley Judd) becomes embroiled in a darkly personal hunt for a serial killer in this Hitchcockian...
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition)National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition)
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National Lampoon's Gold Diggers, breaks new comedic ground for National Lampoon, as it explores the misadventures of two completely incompetent con men.
Baby Geniuses / Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2Baby Geniuses / Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2
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In Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies, the adventure continues with a new generation of talking toddlers. This time, the baby geniuses find themselves at the center of a nefarious scheme led by powerful media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight).
King's RansomKing's Ransom
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Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast of this farcical romp as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm...
PinocchioPinocchio
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Roberto Benigni (LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL) brings Carlo Collodi's classic children's story to glorious life in this big budget live-action adaptation. Gepetto (Carlo Guiffre), a humble toy maker, fashions a marionette...
CrossoverCrossover
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Director and screenwriter Preston A. Whitmore II (THE WALKING DEAD) captures the phenomenon of streetball and brings it to the big screen in this tale about two old friends whose lives seem very different...
Alone in the DarkAlone in the Dark
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You wake up in the middle of the night with the feeling someone is in the room with you. You get a flash of panic as you fumble for your bedside lamp. But when you turn on the light, no one is there. ...
Ballistic - Ecks vs. SeverBallistic - Ecks vs. Sever
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In the mystifying opening sequence of BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER, a double kidnapping takes place on a rainy night in Vancouver with a minimal amount of wasted time and a maximum amount of violence.
Zoom - Academy for SuperheroesZoom - Academy for Superheroes
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Four kids (Spencer Breslin, Kate Mara, Ryan Newman and Michael Cassidy) - one big problem. They each possess a unique special power that sets them apart from everybody else their age.
GodsendGodsend
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If someone you loved were taken from you, how far would you go to bring him or her back? This is the impossible question confronting grief-stricken Paul and Jessie Duncan (Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos) in the very graveyard where they are to bury their beloved eight year-old son, Adam (Cameron Bright).
Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)
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A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.
Deuces WildDeuces Wild
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Scott Kalvert's (THE BASKETBALL DIARIES) tale of escalating gang violence in a Brooklyn Italian-American neighborhood during the summer of 1958 is WEST SIDE STORY without the singing and dancing.
The CovenantThe Covenant
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A fangless teen warlock pic, The Covenant takes the 'super' out of supernatural. Oh, and let's not forget the word "natural," since the film's stars may be good-looking, but their acting has been charitably described as 'wooden.' Add to that an absence of scares and pervasive homophobia, and you've got one of the year's worst.
Baby GeniusesBaby Geniuses
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When two doctors (Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd) set out to dominate the world once they discover they can crack the code to a secret baby language, it is only two-year-old Sly and his twin brother Whit who can stop them.
Christmas With the KranksChristmas With the Kranks
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The Kranks have always celebrated a picture-perfect Christmas. But with their only daughter, Blair, away from home on her Peace Corps assignment, Nora and Luther are suffering from empty nest syndrome and decide to skip Christmas in favor of a Caribbean cruise.
The Whole Ten Yards (Widescreen Edition)The Whole Ten Yards (Widescreen Edition)
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Secure in his Baja hideaway, Jimmy has traded in his shotgun for a dust buster and is learning to channel his natural intensity into more domestic pursuits like cleaning, decorating and perfecting his culinary skills while working through some of the personal issues that led him to a life of crime.
RollerballRollerball
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It's the year 2005; the new sport of Rollerball is hugely popular in the unstable, ex-Soviet republics of South Asia. Marcus Ridley (LL Cool J) invites NHL-hopeful Jonathan Cross (Chris Klein) to join him playing for the Zhambel Horsemen, in Kazahkstan.
Happily N'ever After (Widescreen Edition)Happily N'ever After (Widescreen Edition)
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For those who couldn?t get enough of SHREK, HAPPILY N?EVER AFTER supplies a similar take on fairy-tale traditions. Set in Fairy Tale Land, this comedy features the heroes and villains of stories from Rumplestiltskin...
Down to YouDown to You
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Down to You is the romantic and comedic tale of Al Connelly (FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.) and Imogen (JULIA STILES), a young couple whose passionate romance takes them for a ride down the all-too-powerful path of first love.
House of the DeadHouse of the Dead
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It's Spring Break and University of Washington college co-eds Cynthia, Greg and Karman just want to party. When Greg's best friend Simon Cruz tells them about a Halloween rave happening on a remote island in the strait of Juan De Fuca, they rush to recruit their heartbroken roommate, Alicia, to join them.
The In CrowdThe In Crowd
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Adrien Williams has spent time at a psychiatric hospital, learning to come to terms with a troubled past. Nearly recovered and on the recommendation of her doctor, Adrien has a new life awaiting her. She is about to be released from medical care and will begin a job on the staff of a posh country club.
Darkness (Unrated Version)Darkness (Unrated Version)
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Talented Spanish filmmaker Jaume Balaguero's film DARKNESS is a terrifying tale in which an ordinary American family moves to a large, creaky Victorian home in the Spanish countryside that, unbeknownst to them, was the scene of some awful experiments on the night of a total eclipse 40 years before.
My Baby's DaddyMy Baby's Daddy
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Taking a fun-loving and lighthearted look at first-time fatherhood, MY BABY'S DADDY proves that even the most juvenile of guys can eventually become responsible men.
The Mod SquadThe Mod Squad
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A trio of juvenile delinquents are recruited by a cop to help infiltrate an underground drugs ring. When, he is unexpectedly killed, the group go all out to solve his murder and bust the drug cartel.
Bloodrayne (Unrated Director's Cut)(DVD ROM game is included)Bloodrayne (Unrated Director's Cut)(DVD ROM game is included)
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This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley).
Texas RangersTexas Rangers
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This adventurous Western, set in the 1870s, tells the story of the Texas Rangers, a group of young, aggravated vigilantes (James Van Der Beek, Usher Raymond, Randy Travis, Ashton Kusher, and Robert Patrick) that united to fight against the outlaws who threatened the safety of their families and their neighbors.
Because I Said So (Widescreen Edition)Because I Said So (Widescreen Edition)
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Diane Keaton lights up the screen as an overbearing, matchmaking single mother in this slightly offbeat romantic comedy from director Michael Lehmann (HEATHERS, THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS).