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Bitter F**ks
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True Stories from a Wasteland called Earth: Strange New Fiction & Bizarre TalesTrue Stories from a Wasteland called Earth: Strange New Fiction & Bizarre Tales by Aaron Carnes
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Thank you for stopping by to view my list. I hope you find it informative & engaging. Our first entry is my own book. I don't know that I am a full fledged bitter f**k just yet. I'm more of a bitter cub, to one day grow into a big hairy bitter bear. So come and watch the progression. Here's the first brick in the wall!
Life Is Worth LosingLife Is Worth Losing by George Carlin
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I love this album. May not be his funniest, but when he devotes ten minutes listing examples of extreme human behavior like necrophilia, bestiality, murder, torture, human sacrifice, it makes you proud to be a human being. I like the nervous laughter. And as soon as he throws in the more obvious joke, like how fat Americans are, then the crowd roars with laughter and relief.
Women: A NovelWomen: A Novel by Charles Bukowski
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Bukowski is the best writer of the 20th century. He's bitter. He's drunk. He's ugly. He was abused. He worked hundreds of horrible jobs. He's an everyman and yet hates everyman. What great writers do we have now? Pop culture, quirky word jumbling, comic-con nerds. Each one with fifteen websites and an expansive Criterion collection.
Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Complete First SeasonCurb Your Enthusiasm - The Complete First Season
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Nobody can make any circumstance unhappy like Larry David. There's just something fun about watching him ruining every situation, hating everyone including himself. Grab some popcorn and have a blast.
The Village Green Preservation SocietyThe Village Green Preservation Society by The Kinks
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Not only is this one of the Kinks best albums, but you have a 20's something Ray Davies ranting and reminiscing like a bitter old man. The kinks are always overshadowed by the Beatles & the Stones. Which is unfortunate.
PolyesterPolyester
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John Waters doesn't hate a certain group of people, he just hates people. I like that.
HappinessHappiness
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This is a nice little movie. Think you might enjoy it.
A Hole In My Heart [English Subtitles, PAL, Region 2, Import]A Hole In My Heart [English Subtitles, PAL, Region 2, Import]
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The description on the netflix sleeve said this movie was "about a young man who withdrawls from his life by hiding in his room and listening to blistering industrial music." When you actually watch it, it turns out the life he's hiding from is his dad making porn. This movie is so disturbing, repulsive and not entertaining that I stood up and applauded during the closing credits.
Die LaughingDie Laughing
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Good drunk bitter rants. Perfect for that road trip you have coming up. My favorite is when he defends suicide. "Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone."
American Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey PekarAmerican Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey Pekar by Harvey Pekar
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Life is horrible, yet entertaining to read about!
I Stand AloneI Stand Alone
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I barely remember this movie. What I do remember is that it's disgusting and bubbling with hatred.
Bricks And AnchorsBricks And Anchors by Jon Longhi
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Lots of short single page stories. But my favorite is one of the few longer stories. It's about the ultimate roommates from hell that will not leave under any circumstance.
Black Books - The Complete First SeriesBlack Books - The Complete First Series
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Here's a sitcom about a small book store. It's oddly silly, but steaming with curmudgeony tartness. The main character sits in his store, reads books, hating all of humanity, running out potential customers, pissing off all his "friends," and drinking himself stupid. If I were a braver man, this would be my life.
The Moon & AntarcticaThe Moon & Antarctica by Modest Mouse
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Perhaps you can call Modest Mouse optimistic. But only from the point of view that they are bitter cynics and are trying to not fall head first into a world of deep negativity and pessimism. So you "choose optimism" instead of death. I get it. Go team!
Featuring "Birds"Featuring "Birds" by Quasi
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You know how crazy and bitter a married couple can be just trying to have dinner together. Now picture that same couple, divorced, and recording an album together.
We're Only in It for the MoneyWe're Only in It for the Money by The Mothers of Invention
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Zappa is one sarcastic prick. He both mocks and validates the hippie movement. His guitar solos, by the way are gorgeous. The only time, it seems, he outputs without irony or parody.
RumoursRumours by Fleetwood Mac
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Fleetwood Mac were going through two internal break-ups and writing each other "Eff you" songs during the recording of this album. Fine you already knew that. You watched the VH1 special. It's not like I have new information for you. Anyways. It's a nice album. It makes you feel good.
The HammerThe Hammer
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Adam Carrola. I used to get his radio show up here in Northern California. Beautiful splendid stuff. I'm not really a fan of his other work, but I can listen to him rant and rave on the daily. It used to make my mornings that much shinier. "What can't Adam complain about?" That's what I'm talking about.
Flying Saucer Tour, Vol. 1Flying Saucer Tour, Vol. 1 by Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks made a career out of being bitter, cynical, and bitching about the audience. This is a great recording cause it all comes out naturally...cause the audience really doesn't know what to make of him. He sounds miserable during this performance. (ie: funny)
Less Than ZeroLess Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis
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Are you bitter if you, surrounded by wealth, apathy, and cruelty, feel sorta guilty? Answer: Perhaps.
Private PartsPrivate Parts by Howard Stern
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Howard Stern deserves to be on this list. Not so much for this book, but more for his entire radio career. (which technically isn't something one can add to their snazzy amazon lists!)
The Big Book of HellThe Big Book of Hell by Matt Groening
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This is a simply marvelous collection of Matt Groening's Life in Hell series. (which for some reason seems to only be Akbar & Jeff nowadays, but back before Simpsons leaned more on the side of the depressed bunnies.)
Shakes the ClownShakes the Clown
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I just watched this movie last night. Pretty funny. Robin Williams as the crazy mime = awesome. Adam Sandler as Dinky = interesting. Sponge Bob as the dastardly Binky = intriguing. Kathy Griffin as the bitter waitress = wonderful
The Brothel to the CemeteryThe Brothel to the Cemetery by The Tiger Lillies
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Every character in a Tiger Lillies song is a degenerate of some sort, faces death, is going to hell, is miserable, commits horrible acts of sex-violence-crime. This album features their only hit single, "Banging on the nails." A pretty little ditty about the man who is gleefully crucifying Jesus to the cross.
Breakfast of Champions or Goodbye Blue Monday!: A NovelBreakfast of Champions or Goodbye Blue Monday!: A Novel by Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt likes to hide some of his gut wrenching bitterness behind a sort of "Laughing at it all" attitude. Ha ha ha. Life's a big joke and we're the punchline. Ain't it funny? Look at the crazy humans toiling about like rabid lions desperately searching for meaning in their lives and a Big Mac and a diet coke. Wow! What comedy. Wait a minute! I am human too. I feel...emotions
Deconstructing HarryDeconstructing Harry
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Woody Allen shows different flaws in himself with every one of his movies. Some are silly; some are serious. This is the one where he said, "I am every flaw! Life is dry, pointless, full of pain and not really worth laughing at." With a handful of "I hate myself's" thrown in for good measure."
This Is HardcoreThis Is Hardcore by Pulp
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Not all Pulp releases are worth listening to. This is their best, bleakest, most interesting album. "I am not Jesus, though I have the same initials. I'm just the man that stays home and does the dishes..."
Herzog (Penguin Classics)Herzog (Penguin Classics) by Saul Bellow
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I'm on the fence here, with it's redemptive quality and whatnot. I'm not a big fan of the darkness to light angle. Sure, we all love darkness. But is that good enough to sustain us through the redemption side? You tell me. Give me a call at KL5-8191.