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Which movies would Sid the Elf jump out of the stocking for?
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Death RingDeath Ring
Buy used from: $2.95
Best B movie to date. 90 life-altering minutes of human safari!
Money to Burn (1996) [VHS]Money to Burn (1996) [VHS]
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Chad McQueen and Don Swayze have done it again!
Lock UpLock Up
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.93
Unintentional comedy Pantheon member Sly Stallone at his finest. In fact, when asked about Lockup, he often says, "That's my baby."
Predator (Widescreen Collector's Edition)Predator (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $2.99
Did Sid the Elf love Predator? Absolutely. Would Sid consider it B? NO DEAL.
Total RecallTotal Recall
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.99
Learn how to break necks Quaid style
Out for JusticeOut for Justice
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $2.46
Words can't describe the unintentional comedy value of Segal playing a Goomba cop from Brooklyn.
HalloweenHalloween
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"He had the blackest eyes, the devils eyes." Hands down the best horror movie ever.
HellboundHellbound
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How do you defeat evil? Simple. Put in a room with Chuck Norris. See it, please. Just trust us.
Over the TopOver the Top
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Stallone-did 'er Arm-wrestling-did'er Terrfific B-did 'er twice
Red LineRed Line
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Great B. Seems as if it was written by a 5 year old.
Rambo Trilogy (Ultimate Edition DVD Collection) (3-Disc Collector Set) - (First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III)Rambo Trilogy (Ultimate Edition DVD Collection) (3-Disc Collector Set) - (First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III)
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $7.74
-Anything against you not liking B? -Yeah, Sid the Elf.
Delta Force 2 - Operation StrangleholdDelta Force 2 - Operation Stranglehold
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Staring: Chuck Norris as a one man force of nature.
BloodsportBloodsport
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Sid's favorite character, Chong-Li, is no match for karate machine, and love machine Van Damme and his red bikini briefs.
Missing in ActionMissing in Action
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If the U.S. unleashed hurricane Chuck on Vietnam in the first place, there would be no MIA's, no POW's, just little Vietnimeese children wearing Yankee hats and eating McDonald's.
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning/Braddock: Missing in Action IIIMissing in Action 2: The Beginning/Braddock: Missing in Action III
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $4.29
Prequel to Missing in Action explains what made the mighty U.S. warlord Premiere Norris turn into the ruthless defender of America one snapped neck at a time.
The Chuck Norris CollectionThe Chuck Norris Collection
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $23.99
All you need to know is that this is an actual line from Missing in Action III: "I don't step on toes, Lil' Jon, I step on necks."
Commando (Director's Cut)Commando (Director's Cut)
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $4.99
Confirmed Arnold as the Governor of 80's B Action.
The Running Man (Special Edition)The Running Man (Special Edition)
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $2.05
"Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your spine."
Death Wish 4: The CrackdownDeath Wish 4: The Crackdown
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.24
The Crackdown could have only been refering to the studio cracking down on the budget of Death Wish 4.
Death Wish 3Death Wish 3
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $5.12
Bronson and his fellow nursing home residents clean up the neighborhood.
Marked for DeathMarked for Death
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The only thing missing? Segal didn't choke someone with his ponytail.
Under SiegeUnder Siege
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Playing a Navy cook Steve Segal cooks up one hell of a B.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Snap Case)
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This is vintage Seagal. Pre Myers hair and all!
Lone Wolf McQuadeLone Wolf McQuade
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Being buried alive in his 83 bronco doesn't even phase the might Chuck Norris.
Kindergarten CopKindergarten Cop
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Kindergarten Cop is too childish for you? No, it is not true
Creepshow 2Creepshow 2
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Innovative, entertaining, yet extremely underrated horror flick. Go Chief Woodenhead!!!!
Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceKiller Klowns from Outer Space
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Giant alien clowns reek havok upon earth. What's not to love?
LionheartLionheart
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Lionheart starts with a guy getting set on fire and stays hot until the end.
Wicked GamesWicked Games
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $2.17
Truth or Dare? Dare is to shoot an entire movie in one day.
CobraCobra
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Marion Cobretti doesnt sound like a tough name, right? WRONG! Who else would eat pizza with scissors?
Double DownDouble Down
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The triumphant return of Brandon Walsh
They LiveThey Live
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Shockingly, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is indestructable even without his bagpipes, "Hot Rod" shirt, and kilt.
Above the LawAbove the Law
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Segal roundhouses his way into the world of B in his first flick.
LeprechaunLeprechaun
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If you think Jennifer Aniston and the Irish Elf didn't have a thing going maybe this will help: "The wee people have their magical ways."
MosquitoMosquito
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Trail blazer of the animal B genre.
Surviving the GameSurviving the Game
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B stands for Busey.
Death Race 2000 - Special EditionDeath Race 2000 - Special Edition
Buy used from: $16.62
Stallone strikes again as Machine Gun Joe Viterbo.