 | Robocop (20th Anniversary Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $5.49 In the 80's they let you open a movie with a bunch of criminals blowing your hero to pieces with shotguns. ROBOCOP is an awesome character because he's a half ROBOT but all COP, and he kills criminals without mercy, much to the joy of innocents everywhere. Plus, the dad from "That 70's Show" gets a f#*@ing spike through the head.
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 | Commando (Director's Cut)
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $6.31 Arnold Schwarzenegger kills every god d$%* person he sees because the lawyer from the Addams Family movie kidnaps his daughter. See Arnold decapitate a dude with a saw blade, drop a guy off a cliff, and CARRY AN ENTIRE TREE ON HIS SHOULDER. Also, some of the best one-liners in Arnold history. "He's DEAD tired."
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 | The Return of the Living Dead
Buy used from: $3.91 If the phrase "punk rock zombie movie" doesn't get you excited, you are probably stupid and I would make fun of you if we ever met. Kids with mohawks and chains listen to The Cramps and try to avoid being eaten alive by the undead. Zombies yell "Brains!" and a chick dances naked in a graveyard, which is just as awesome as it sounds. I dare you to hate this movie.
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 | Revenge of the Ninja
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $6.20 PREPARE FOR NINJAMANIA! Ninjas are f*&#ing everywhere in this movie, and like five minutes into it there's ninjas killing women and children for no reason at all. At the end Sho Kosugi (hero ninja) and some flabby white guy (villain ninja) have a showdown on a rooftop, and there's crazy ninja traps and ninja gadgets every five minutes.
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 | Lone Wolf McQuade
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $4.78 Chuck Norris is an alcoholic Texas marshall who gets special powers from beer. He gives himself a beer shower and then drives his truck out from underneath 8 feet of dirt. This movie will teach you what it means to be a man.
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 | Rambo Trilogy (Ultimate Edition DVD Collection) (3-Disc Collector Set) - (First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Rambo III)
Buy new: $19.49 / Used from: $7.98 They should dynamite all the faces off of Mount Rushmore and make the entire mountain Rambo-shaped. People always gotta f*@# with Rambo, and Rambo always f#$!s them back twice as hard. See Rambo blow up buildings with arrows, shank David Caruso in the thigh, and machine gun a hundred f@*#ing people.
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