 | David Beckham (Shirt Off) Sports Poster Print - 24" X 36"
David Beckham
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 | Until the End of Time by 2Pac
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.95 I don't expect us brothas to have chest hair, but I wanted this list to be multi-culti, so here we are.
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 | The Massacre by 50 Cent
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $2.99 Read the comment above. Fiddy.
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 | Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story
Buy new: $19.95 / Used from: $12.93 Mario Lopez is smooth, though many Chicano men are hooked up.
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 | Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent by H. A. Carson
Buy new: $20.65 / Used from: $22.89 Jon Vincent, well, maybe he shaved
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 | LL Cool J's Platinum Workout: Sculpt Your Best Body Ever with Hollywood's Fittest Star by LL Cool J
Buy new: $18.45 / Used from: $5.98 Lacking chest hair doesn't stop LL Cool J from having a perfect and beautiful torso.
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 | Drunken Master
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $2.46 Jackie Chan. What I said on bruthas applies to Asian men too.
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 | A Million in Prizes: The Anthology by Iggy Pop
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $7.75 Iggy Pop
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 | Wandering Spirit by Mick Jagger
Buy used from: $0.01 Mick Jagger
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 | Driven from Within by Michael Jordan
Buy used from: $4.56 Shave your chest hair if you want to "be like Mike."
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 | Electric Blue by Andy Bell
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $2.08 In concert, Andy Bell has worn chest-revealing outfits that prove he is smooth.
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 | The Essential Michael Jackson by Michael Jackson
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $7.23 Around the release of "Billie Jean," back when he was black, Jacko posed with no shirt and he was smooth.
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 | A Walk in the Clouds
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $2.10 Keanu is part-Asian and smooth.
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 | The Bourne Supremacy (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.84 In "Talented Mr. Ripley," Jude Law was hooked up, but Damon was smooth.
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 | Leonardo DiCaprio (Penguin Readers, Level 1) by Furness
Buy used from: $5.00 Many films have shown that Leonardo is smooth.
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 | My Life by Bill Clinton
Buy new: $12.89 / Used from: $1.00 A photo shows Clinton and Hilary in bathing suits and Bill has no chest hair.
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 | Tobey Maguire (High Interest Books) by Philip Abraham
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $0.08 As childlike as Tobey looks, of course he's smooth.
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 | Matthew McConaughey Collection (Failure to Launch / How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days / Sahara)
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $6.85 I think Matthew is peanut-headed, but his chest is boomin'. It lacks chest hair.
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 | The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream by Barack Obama
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $0.01 A photo of Obama at the beach shows that he is smooth.
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 | The Reagan Diaries by Ronald Reagan
Buy new: $25.20 / Used from: $1.63 I think that Kelly book on Nancy Reagan shows Ronald in trunks with no chest hair.
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 | Amore: Romantic Italian Love Songs
Buy new: $16.99 / Used from: $3.74 RIP, of course. You would think a fat, Italian man would be hairy, but Luciano was not.
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 | Art Poster Print - Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan - Artist: Max Vadukul- Poster Size: 12 X 10
Neither of these wedding chasers has chest hair.
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 | Ringmaster
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.99 Springer once went shirtless on "Dancing with the Stars" and he was smooth.
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 | Steven Spielberg: A Biography (Greenwood Biographies) by Kathi Jackson
Buy new: $28.00 / Used from: $23.34 So many directors are fat and hairy (Schnabel, Ford Coppola, Kevin Smith, etc). However, Spielberg is thin and smooth.
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 | Vladimir Putin (Biography) by Thomas Streissguth
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $1.09 Putin has been working out and it shows in his smooth chest.
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 | King Ralph
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.83 You would think the most famous fat actor is hairy, but he is not.
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 | Garcia : An American Life by Blair Jackson
Buy new: $13.60 / Used from: $5.39 His face was hairy, but Jerry Garcia's chest was not.
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 | Roger Moore: His Films and Career by Gareth Owen
Buy used from: $10.35 Unlike hairy Bonds such as Connery and Brosnan, Roger Moore is smooth.
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 | Mark McGwire: A Biography by Jonathan Hall
Buy used from: $0.01 In that "Mad About You" episode, Mark McGwire showed that he has no red chest hair.
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 | Star Wars Qui-Gon Jinn 12" Action Figure
Liam Neeson
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 | Flavor Of Love - The Complete Second Season
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $6.99 You can't be that dark-skinned and have chest hair, Flavah!
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 | Vision Quest: Original Soundtrack Of The Warner Bros. Motion Picture
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $3.71 In "The Real Blonde," Matthew Modine had a smooth chest.
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 | Taboo (Musical Boy George - Ed Esp 2pc) (2003)
A Culture Club book "When Cameras Go Crazy" shows that Boy George has no chest hair.
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 | John Elway
Buy used from: $7.99 I've seen two shirtless photos that prove John Elway is a smoothie.
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 | Notorious by Duran Duran
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $2.99 John Taylor showed no chest hair in the "Save a Prayer" video. I think the other two are hairless as well.
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 | Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big by Jose Canseco
Buy new: $11.51 / Used from: $3.99 The photos in this book and his appearance on "The Surreal Life" suggest Jose Canseco has a smooth chest.
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 | From Start to Finish by Haystak
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $11.03 An online photo shows this rapper is all flab and stretch marks, but no chest hair.
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 | Dave Stewart & Spiritual Cowboys by Dave Stewart & The Spiritual Cowboys
Buy used from: $43.51 Eurythmics' concert videos and photos show that Dave Stewart is smooth.
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 | Alone in the Trenches by Esera Tuaolo
Buy new: $11.21 / Used from: $3.99 Esera is supa-sexy. He needs to drop the family man thing and become a porn star. A photo in People showed he had no chest hair.
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 | David Kopay Story by David Kopay
Buy used from: $3.96 Every shirtless photo I've seen of him shows him as smooth. NNDB may have an example.
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