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The Ten Worst Movies of the 2006
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This pretentious film is the worst film of 2006, and joins the ranks of last year's "Dukes of Hazzard." Congrats!
Failure to Launch (Special Collector's Edition - Widescreen)Failure to Launch (Special Collector's Edition - Widescreen)
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When I first saw this movie six months ago, I tried to claw my eyes out just to get the awfulness from penetrating my brain. It didn't work.
The Hills Have Eyes (Unrated Edition)The Hills Have Eyes (Unrated Edition)
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It's utterly terrible, and probably the worst horror flick I've seen in quite some time. It's also the most unnecessary remake of the year, including "The Omen."
Running With ScissorsRunning With Scissors
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Academy voters need their heads checked. Hopefully not by Brian Cox, who stars as a psychiatrist in this monstrosity, which garners Annette Bening her latest undeserved Oscar nomination.
Tideland (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)Tideland (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
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You probably haven't heard of this one, either, but it entails putting Jeff Bridges on my Worst list twice, something I thought could never happen.
ShadowboxerShadowboxer
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You probably haven't heard of this one, folks. All you need to know is that it stars Cuba Gooding, Jr. (yay!) and shoo-in for this year's Best Actress Oscar Helen Mirren.
Stick ItStick It
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Maybe the producers of "Date Movie" should make a film about "Not Another Bad Sports Flick." That's the formula for this film, and I don't understand why Jeff "The Dude" Bridges would sign for a film like this.
The Pink Panther (Special Edition)The Pink Panther (Special Edition)
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Steve Martin gets together with the "acclaimed" director of the "Cheaper By the Dozen" series to create a cheap knock-off of the beloved Peter Sellers films.
Date Movie (Unrated Edition)Date Movie (Unrated Edition)
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It's really a great credit to your film when you claim that it was written by 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie." It must have been the really terrible writers.
The Shaggy DogThe Shaggy Dog
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Tim Allen adds another winner to his career. I actually violated the critic's code and turned this one off even before it was over.