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Worst album covers
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The DigThe Dig by Dig
Buy used from: $0.01
Utterly hideous.
MutationsMutations by Beck
Buy new: $20.98 / Used from: $2.91
Sweaty shirt front, but worse is the inside back cover, almost as bad as the above, a severed fingertip stuffed with pencils.
Back to the ShitBack to the Shit by Millie Jackson
Buy used from: $33.95
No comment.
Ugly BeautifulUgly Beautiful by Baby Bird
Buy used from: $0.48
No comment.
StrangelandStrangeland
Buy used from: $2.25
Self-explanatory.
ElectriclarrylandElectriclarryland by Butthole Surfers
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.48
Worst band name ever, too. What's with the eyes? I guess the point is that listening to this music is as bad as jamming a pencil into your ear.
LovesexyLovesexy by Prince
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.14
I assume this is a bad attmept at sex appeal.
PrincePrince by Prince
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.94
Ditto
WindowlickerWindowlicker by Aphex Twin
Buy used from: $1.97
Apparently, this is making fun of using sex appeal to sell album covers, but that doesn't necessarily make it good. A bad joke makes for a bad album cover.
AmoricaAmorica by The Black Crowes
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $5.22
Songs About FuckingSongs About Fucking by Big Black
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $8.84
Boys for PeleBoys for Pele by Tori Amos
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $3.74
Filth, grimy feet, and snakes makes for a slumming cover.
BoingoBoingo by Oingo Boingo
Buy used from: $0.75
Possibly the creepiest cover of all time. It is a great album, though. The cover warded me off from buying it when I was a kid.
I Am an Elastic FirecrackerI Am an Elastic Firecracker by Tripping Daisy
Buy used from: $3.00
It perturbs me how I became a big fan of The Polyphonic Spree when, like Dig, I was hoping this would be cut out soon (which it waS) so that I would stop seeing it at the store.
Dance MixDance Mix by Zinman
Buy used from: $1.99
Great album, but do we need the most androgynous waif of all time topless on the cover?
My BeautyMy Beauty by Kevin Rowland
Buy used from: $51.99
Prokofiev: Betrothal in a MonasteryProkofiev: Betrothal in a Monastery
Buy new: $32.98 / Used from: $12.76
The Barnes & Barnes Fan Club produces an opera.
Waking and DreamingWaking and Dreaming
Buy used from: $1.39
Pig VomitPig Vomit by Various Artists
Buy used from: $9.47
BeastialityBeastiality by Beastellabeast
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $32.46
Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas
Buy used from: $17.99
I've never seen this on a worst list before, and it's a perennially poular album, but something about it disturbs me, or maybe I just find it tacky and uninspired.
Two VirginsTwo Virgins by Yoko Ono / John Lennon
Buy used from: $4.90
Another classic.
Come CleanCome Clean by Dwarves
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $6.84
There is a worse album cover than this from the Dwarves--it's like this only bloody.
Shaft In AfricaShaft In Africa by Soundtrack
Buy used from: $10.95
Looks like pornographic minstrelcy.
Expose Yourself to CajunExpose Yourself to Cajun by Johnny Janot
Johnny Janot holds his raincoat open. A joke that reeks of desperation.
Trout Mask ReplicaTrout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $5.00
Doodlelee Do'inDoodlelee Do'in by Ginny Reilly
Buy used from: $3.05
Doin' coke while pregnant...
Taboo 2: New Exotic Sounds of Arthur LymanTaboo 2: New Exotic Sounds of Arthur Lyman by Arthur Lyman
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $6.10
A relic of mid-century faux-Polynesian music emphasizing the exotic. In these more enlightened times, trade in shrunken heads is illegal, and most museums will not buy display them, and we have world music recordings giving us a more authentic experience of Polynesia. The music probably deserves a better spin/cover.
Electronic ToysElectronic Toys by Electronic Toys
Buy new: $15.98 / Used from: $36.71
Implied bestiality, totally gratuitous nudity. I would be embarrassed to own either of these, even though I might like the music. This is the kind of album you have to hide from your girlfriend even though the audio contents are probably innocuous. It probably hurts their marketing, because women are not going to want to buy this album, even if they might like the music.
Electronic Toys, Vol. 2Electronic Toys, Vol. 2 by Various Artists
Buy new: $15.98 / Used from: $51.57
Acquiring the TasteAcquiring the Taste by Gentle Giant
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.87
This is a great album, but the cover implies a gay metaphor and surely hurt sales. Based on the band's comments on the _Octopus_ album two years later, I believe that a gay metaphor did not even cross their minds.
Butthole Surfers /Double LiveButthole Surfers /Double Live by Butthole Surfers
Buy used from: $65.00
Another nasty cover by the band with the nastiest name.
Bizet: CarmenBizet: Carmen by Verrett
Buy new: $35.99 / Used from: $25.00
If you really need to use a painting for filthy old men to sell Carmen, especially at $42, you're doing something wrong. If this were a $10 budget album, I could understand...
Donizetti: Gemma di VergyDonizetti: Gemma di Vergy
Buy new: $27.98 / Used from: $17.57
Ditto.
Mozart: Così Fan TutteMozart: Così Fan Tutte
Buy new: $41.98 / Used from: $31.46
As if this opera weren't accused of sexism enough, you have to go and give it this cover..
Sticky FingersSticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $9.99
Frank Sinatra Sings for Only the LonelyFrank Sinatra Sings for Only the Lonely by Frank Sinatra
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.55
I think he's going for Pagliacci here, but it just comes off as distrurbing.
Verdi: Un ballo in mascheraVerdi: Un ballo in maschera
Buy new: $27.98 / Used from: $20.97
Since Amelia was only tempted to cheat, isn't this cover image a bit sexist?