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Abominations in Film
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KazaamKazaam
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This didn't age well at all. Shaq's rapping was hysterical for the first few times, but in this movie he makes a fool out of himself by becoming a rapping genie. And you thought Shaq-Fu was bad.
Steel (1997) [VHS]Steel (1997) [VHS]
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I had to attack him again. This movie was so low budget that they had to make Shaq's suit out of scrap metal in a junkyard. Wow...
Battlefield EarthBattlefield Earth
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The whole "religion" of Scientology is disgusting as a whole, but you'll hate it more when you see John Travola scar his career with this odd-angled, odd-colored and badly crafted abortion.
Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition)Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition)
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A sad follow-up to Saturday Night Fever. Sylvester Stallone shouldn't direct. Ever.
Alone in the DarkAlone in the Dark
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Uwe Boll should be banned from directing. This is perfect proof.
Ballistic - Ecks vs. SeverBallistic - Ecks vs. Sever
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A movie consisting of nothing but bad action sequences.
Wild Wild WestWild Wild West
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I didn't even remember a thing. Will Smith's biggest mistake yet.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line Platinum Series)Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line Platinum Series)
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This is nothing more than a useless follow-up to an awesome comedy. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels aren't even in this one. The best part of this movie: Bob Saget, and that's saying something.
Catwoman (Widescreen Edition)Catwoman (Widescreen Edition)
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This is supposed to be based off a villain of the Batman series, but the only thing this Catwoman and the villain share is the name. Halle Berry even accepted her Razzie nomination.
Who's Your Caddy?Who's Your Caddy?
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Shameless Caddyshack knockoff minus the charm.
Master of DisguiseMaster of Disguise
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Dana Carvey can do MUCH better than this.
Spice WorldSpice World
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Forever preserved as an artifact of the late 90's for the wrong reasons.
Son of the Mask (New Line Platinum Series)Son of the Mask (New Line Platinum Series)
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Instead of Jim Carrey, we have Jamie Kennedy. All out bad.
House of the DeadHouse of the Dead
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Uwe Boll has always been a hack. Video game adaptation into movies just does not work.
Bloodrayne (Unrated Director's Cut)(DVD ROM game is included)Bloodrayne (Unrated Director's Cut)(DVD ROM game is included)
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MAKE IT STOP, MR. BOLL!
The HappeningThe Happening
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M. Night Shyamalan's career is going downhill when it comes to movies like this. Nothing new or exciting here, move along.
Max PayneMax Payne
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Absolutely no relation to the game whatsoever, unless you count the names.
GigliGigli
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Two terrible actors in the movie that forever scarred their career.
Hottie & the NottieHottie & the Nottie
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Paris Hilton. Enough said.
Striptease (Unrated International Edition)Striptease (Unrated International Edition)
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Practically a bad porno with a high budget.
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
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A brilliant idea, I must say. Both American Idol finalists from the first season in a musical film that sounds like something scrapped together by somebody that cares more about exploitation than actual content.