Absolute garbage. Besides what exactly is Paris good at anyway? Your guess is as good as mine.

"Drop that zero and get the hero". Nuff said!

Even lamer than the Jerry Springer show itself and that's an accomplishment.

The most pathetic attempt at a crossover of all time.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show of superhero movies.

The highlight of Ashton Kutcher's career and it still sucks!

Van Dammit playing Guile? Raul Julia(RIP) playing Major Bison? This has got to be a spoof of the classic arcade game.

You want to turn your brain to mush? Watch this pathetic video game adaptation and call me in the morning.

WHY???

Dr. Seuss must be spinning in his grave at what his wife has done to his legacy to turn a buck.

The worst live action/animated movie ever made. Point blank period.

Tops Red Sonja as the worst superhero spin-off movie ever made.

The guy with the rubber suit stomping on a balsa wood model of Japan would beat the snot out of this effeminate CGI iguana.

They should have killed the series(this coming from a fan of the series) a long time ago. Space is where all horror icons go to die.

You know a movie is bad when they have to make different versions of it and it still fails!

Martin's fall from grace continues...

The only thing indecent is if somebody proposed you spend money on this waste of celluloid. Cheesiest and most boring drama in cinematic history.

A moment of silence for Elizabeth Berkley's acting career. Thank you.

Classic role-playing game turned into a cinematic disasterpiece. Nice job guys.

When you start spoofing movies that are not even horror movies(which was the original intent of the Scary Movie series) its a good sign that you've ran out of ideas.