They have a thin candy shell. I'm suprised you didn't know that

The shop keeper and his son were a different story all together, I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a f---in' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

We're going streaking

Stay Classy San Diego

It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn

That's the great thing about these high school girls. I keep getting older but they keep staying the same age

Those guys are fa--

This suit is NOT black

Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.

Just give me one of those big checks then

No I don't. I have uh... two dollars... and a Casio

He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB.

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Well, what's in it for us? What do we get out of it? Literacy?

Holy sh-- did you see that unicorn? It's horn was so shiny

I call it a lyger, it's pretty much my favorite animal

Buff the wood, buff the wood, bbbbbbb buff the wood