Classic Media Delivers the goods. Don’t worry- it’s alright. Nice print and kooky dialogue intact!

Tokyo Shock Gives us some lovin’ from deep inside a robot bird/mole/table saw named Moguera. Watch out for him in Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla.

*Mothra Sony So Sony owns the rights to this one. Is it out on DVD? I don’t think so. Whoever told you a giant moth isn’t scary, doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “giant.” Do not buy this. Write Sony and tell them to release this already.

Universal Barebones DVDs, but at least they’re widescreen. These are English versions ONLY. Gorosaurus is damn sexy and thinks he’s a Kangaroo. You can be whatever you want baby.

Tokyo Shock Hits us where it hurts and Manda is the coolest serpent ever. Like they do, there’s some different audio tracks to choose from.

Classic Media Takes us down for the count with a nice two movie single disc. This is the best you’ll get in the US. There’s always the Godzilla Final Box if you’re feeling really needy.

Tokyo Shock HA! Just when you weren’t looking Tokyo Shock found you and beat you in an alley with a copy of this DVD about space amoebas/jellyfish. Say it like it hurts, “Uh-mo-ee-bahs!”

Tokyo Shock He’s Here! So is Baragon, the cutest monsta eva. What about the giant octopus thing? Hey, he's there too!

*War of the Gargantuas Classic Media 2008ish? Around the same time as the Rodan DVD. More hairy big men. Should be nice- but who knows, right?

ADV Films Burn it into your brain and eat it with your cereal- for only then will you know who truly knows nothing of the chapter skip feature the DVD Gods gave us, and ADV so foolishly threw away. But you do get a neet soundtrack with this release. Man, I wish someone else had rights to this…

Tokyo Shock I lied. I lied to all of you. I’m sorry. This is the Space Amoeba. He goes by many names.

Sony If you watch this movie, then the next one is your fault. Nice disk- I wish there was a Godzilla theme park…

Sony Here he is, and Titanosaur is in the next one, just so you know. This one has the shaggy monster.

Tokyo Shock I had a VHS tape recorded off what might have been Connecticut Public Access. There was a scientist, and he made an invisible man drink orange juice (not in this movie). This movie is really good. It has puppets, and volcanoes, and aqua suits. A horse is graphically dead. A woman loses a leg and is then drooled on. Giant eyes are gouged by giant birds.

*Godzilla vs. Biollante Dimension Films Also no love for you Dimension Films, and I have room for both you and Lakeshore- I’m that kid of guy. There’s also a nice Hong Kong DVD of this. Go, seek, and ye shall find laserdisc.

Sony Not bad- this is one of the newer Sony discs, so at least it’s widescreen. Right?

Rebirth of Mothra/Rebirth of Mothra II Sony I put these together. I’m lazy. I’m sorry. They’re okay discs. They’re widescreen. Death Ghidorah. Death Ghidorah. Death Ghidorah. Death Ghidorah. Death Ghidorah. *Rebirth of Mothra III Sony OMG! You are so needy. No. Not on DVD yet. Yes. Ghidorah is in it. Bug Sony about it.

Sony This was fun. Black holes are a good idea. So are backhoes. If you send me gifts, I will sleep. Will I wake up in time to meet my friends for breakfast tomorrow? Will you?

Sony So, so close. Zombie Godzilla. First of a two-parter.

Sony DONE! YAY! This wasn’t very good I thought. But parts were fun. Get this if you just want it. Get the special edition box set from Japan if you actually care. It doesn’t really matter- we’re only watching this one for the monsters. Special Edition from Japan: ASIN: B00061Q6VU