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Disasterpiece Theater (Low Budget nightmare edition)
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Amateur Porn Star KillerAmateur Porn Star Killer
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $6.08
Cheesy, pseudo exploitation garbage at its worst. The whole trilogy sucks and belongs on this list.
The Evil WoodsThe Evil Woods
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.12
Pathetic and boring slasher with some lame killer, an a**hole guy, a douchebag and the most ugliest women you'll ever see on film. Hillbillies jerking off in the woods have never been more dull.
Snakes on a TrainSnakes on a Train
Buy used from: $1.94
People spitting snakes mixed with goo from their mouths plus bad acting by all.
Anaconda 3: OffspringAnaconda 3: Offspring
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $1.99
Another Sci-Fi channel disaster with terrible CGI snakes and this movie rips off Boa and Python which were ripoffs of the first Anaconda.
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's CoveJolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
Buy new: $7.98 / Used from: $1.70
Yo-ho-ho and this movie is dumb.
Fear of ClownsFear of Clowns
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.95
Topless clown that hacks off people with a battle ax and continues to say "make me better", plus throw in a female lead that cant act and paints clowns even though she hates them and you get this stinker. A movie only a shill could love.
Dark FieldsDark Fields
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.00
Stupid slasher from Canada. The movie is so inept that you actually see the cameraman pushing the medic aside at the end.
Impact PointImpact Point
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $0.12
Cat and mouse flicks dont get any dumber than this.
Ed Gein: The Butcher of PlainfieldEd Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.98
Its better to read up on Ed Gein because godawful movies like this one do the man no justice. Kane Hodder as Ed Gein?
Dark WorldDark World
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.70
This movie is best summed up in one word:ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzz
Blood MonkeyBlood Monkey
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $3.15
Not even bad enough to be fun!
BTK KillerBTK Killer
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.87
Ulli Lommel gives Uwe Boll a run for his money when it comes to bad movies. The worst film on Dennis Rader you can watch.
Dark Stories: Tales From Beyond the GraveDark Stories: Tales From Beyond the Grave
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.94
Tale From The Crypt has met its match(sarcasm)!
Grizzly ParkGrizzly Park
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.08
Neat concept but the movie blows unfortunately.
Blood WarsBlood Wars
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $1.99
Busted vampire flick that rips off The Matrix of all films.
The Path of EvilThe Path of Evil
Buy used from: $0.87
Halloween wannabe.
Five Across the EyesFive Across the Eyes
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $2.00
5 stupid women are terrorized by a crazy woman they could easily gang up on and beat the snot out of.
Blood and Sex NightmareBlood and Sex Nightmare
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $8.28
Even worse than the title.
Son of SamSon of Sam
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.61
Another Ulli Lommel disaster.
SanctimonySanctimony
Buy used from: $2.39
Rip off of American Psycho and Se7en.
Zombie NationZombie Nation
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.24
This is the third Ulli Lommel movie on this list. What does that tell you about this director?
What Up? (WS)What Up? (WS)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01
Two garbage men act like idiots for 80 minutes of sheer boredom in this cheap knockoff of Men At Work.
Survival of the IllestSurvival of the Illest
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $0.74
Ever since Boyz N The Hood and Menace II Society, these clone hood flicks have been popping up like wildflower. Meet the dumbest of all imitators.
Death on DemandDeath on Demand
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $2.78
Stupidity on demand.
Sorority Sister SlaughterSorority Sister Slaughter
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $3.09
Can I get a "C"? Can I get an "O"? Can I Get an "R"? Can I get an "N"? Can I get a "Y"?
Decadent EvilDecadent Evil
Buy used from: $2.63
Both sequels of this sludge suck horribly.
SuperbadazzSuperbadazz
Buy new: $15.49 / Used from: $2.36
Low budget doodoo by any other name.
Snoop Dogg's Hood of HorrorSnoop Dogg's Hood of Horror
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.74
Snoop, dont press your luck. Bones was only enjoyable on a stupid but fun level.
Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz ClubBelly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $0.16
This is not really a sequel to Belly. Just a cheap excuse for another run-of-the-mill hood flick starring Game plus its awful.
AVH: Alien vs HunterAVH: Alien vs Hunter
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $2.95
Ripping off AVP and doing a pitiful job of it too.
The HillzThe Hillz
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $0.46
Just what the world needs: White Boyz N The Hood.
666: The Child666: The Child
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $2.10
The stupid flick that is a ripoff of Rosemary's Baby and The Omen gave birth to...
666: The Beast666: The Beast
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $4.10
....this stupid sequel which is a ripoff of The Exorcist, The Omen and Stigmata.
GhoulsGhouls
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $1.32
Movies like this show you how far William Atherton has fallen.
Cult (Col Sub)Cult (Col Sub)
Buy new: $15.49 / Used from: $0.39
Magical amulets and creepy guys that look like Dr Strange. What more needs to be said.
Ancient Evil: Scream of the MummyAncient Evil: Scream of the Mummy
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.00
Cheap, laughable dreck.
7 Mummies7 Mummies
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $1.98
This movie had nothing to do with mummies. Just a bunch of ideas that didnt come together as planned.
Outta TimeOutta Time
Buy used from: $1.76
Busted action flick. Mario Lopez as a hero?
Invasion of the Pod PeopleInvasion of the Pod People
Buy new: $24.95 / Used from: $1.95
Attack of the ginger root carrying lesbians.
YetiYeti
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $6.99
Attack of the abominable snow...err ,well you get the drift.