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Bad Movies.
By an Amazon.com customer
Eragon (Widescreen Edition)Eragon (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.42
shamlesly rips off Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings and for that it gets my undieing hatred.
Dragon Wars - D-War [Blu-ray]Dragon Wars - D-War [Blu-ray]
Buy new: $23.49 / Used from: $7.00
Far and away the worst movie I've ever seen. Read my review.
28 Days Later (Widescreen Edition)28 Days Later (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $1.24
A waste of a good premise. This movie had so much going for it, on the back cover. But once you put it in your DVD player you'll see it's really just a worthless piece of junk. read my review.
19841984
Buy used from: $23.85
A complete shame. How can anyone who read the book like this film? It was awfull. It didn't even stay true to the book. If you love the book (the way I do) than stear clear of this crap.
Robots (Widescreen Edition)Robots (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $2.44
Not even Robin Williems could make this movie good. And I know a lot of you like this movie for some reason, and I'm fine with that (even if I'm laughing inside) but don't say "well Jonathan, you hate computer animated movies. Its not your genra." Thats bull. I love Pixar and Shrek, I hate BAD movies though, thats all.
ValiantValiant
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $1.76
"little fellow? no. its not the size of your wingspan, its the size of your spiret." gerrrrr. read my review.
UndeadUndead
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.69
Another romero ripoff. Bad acting, bad story, bad everything. Evan the zombie fish weren't funney. How can you have zombie fish without making it funny? How stupid do you have to be to pull that off?
Sahara (Widescreen Edition)Sahara (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.15
Gives even stupid movies a bad name. Read my review.
The CraziesThe Crazies
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $10.84
If you have read my reviews and seen my favorite movies list you know that i love Romeroes living dead movies, but this one sucked a lot. Don't ever see it. It will ruin your view of romeroes movies forver.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden DragonCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.59
Completly worthless junk. Doesn't make any sense from begining to end.
Madagascar (Widescreen Edition)Madagascar (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $3.99
Corny lines, bad voice adaptions, hateable characters. The only good thing about this movie was the penguens, and their not even in a 5th of the movie.
The Return Of The Living Dead (1985 Film)The Return Of The Living Dead (1985 Film)
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $8.07
ha,ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, they said "brains." thats funney right? right? ha, ha, ha. Notice somthing wrong here? If you ask anyone who likes this movie what is so great about it, they always say "brains" and laugh. Listen, there is no inside joke. Thats really it. Zombies saying brains. That the punchline.
Toto the Hero [VHS]Toto the Hero [VHS]
Buy used from: $4.05
You'll only see this movie in French or movie class anyway. The only way you can possibly see it is if you seek it out. It you don't do that, you'll save yourself from wasteing a part of your life.
Left Behind - The MovieLeft Behind - The Movie
Buy used from: $0.91
I don't care what all you people say. It doesn't matter that this is a "christan" movie. All that matters is that it SUCKS. Do you you really want Christianity to be represented by this piece of crap? I know i don't.
Racing Stripes (Full Screen Edition)Racing Stripes (Full Screen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.59
Kids might like it but not me. It was simply too stupid for my tasts. But hey, if your stupid, go for it.
Hulk (Widescreen 2-Disc Special Edition)Hulk (Widescreen 2-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.01
I had the privalige of reading a review on Amazon that said that anyone who thought this movie was bad was "imature." um. . .no. if you LIKE this movie, THAN you might be imature, or just stupid, take your pick.
Fantastic Four (Widescreen Edition)Fantastic Four (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.36
All begining and middle with NO ENDING. I mean come on, the battle at the end lasted what, 5 minutes? The worst super hero movie since the Hulk.
Master of DisguiseMaster of Disguise
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.82
God awfull movie. It is pointless and stupid. Don't ever see, unless your not right in the head.
Spy KidsSpy Kids
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.29
Wait, it gets worse.
Spy Kids 2 - The Island of Lost Dreams (Collector's Series)Spy Kids 2 - The Island of Lost Dreams (Collector's Series)
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $0.83
See what I mean? Little retarded kids love this movie, but i am niether little, nor retarded.
Cats & Dogs (Full Screen Edition)Cats & Dogs (Full Screen Edition)
Buy used from: $1.00
O my God. A movie ambout dogs and cats fighting each other in a world war without any of us stupid humans knowing about it? Must be good, right? :(
Balto II - Wolf QuestBalto II - Wolf Quest
Buy used from: $6.98
I really liked the first, but this one is just bad. All the "be one with nature" and the talking mouse really got under my skin. I can apericeat a good movie about getting in touch with nature (Nausicaa of the valley of the wind anybody?) but this one was just plain bad.
Shark Tale (Widescreen Edition)Shark Tale (Widescreen Edition)
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The begining of the end for animated films. Death to dreamworks.
Hoodwinked (Widescreen Edition)Hoodwinked (Widescreen Edition)
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The losing streak continues. Oh why did it have to end like this?
The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man
Buy used from: $6.90
I saw the remake and decided to give this one a go. Man did I regret it. There is no script, no plot, no acting, no nothing. It was down right awefull. Do yourself a favor. If you want to know what this stories all about see the remake. it was much better.
Mission Impossible II (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)Mission Impossible II (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.97
Okay its been a while since I saw this one but you wouldn't watch it again if you saw it either.
The Matrix Revolutions (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)The Matrix Revolutions (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
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What a disapontment. Other than the battle there's really nothing here to see. It just tries too hard to be smart.
Poseidon (Two-Disc Special Edition)Poseidon (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $24.49 / Used from: $0.89
This movie was soooooo fake. In the opening scene you could tell it was a CGI ship. The movie is basicly a cheap, badly directed piece of crap. I havn't seen the original, but there is no way it can be as bad as this.
AkiraAkira
Buy used from: $19.99
This is a standard all right, a standard for BAD anime. I think I'll stick with Miyazaki's movies from now on. Read my review.
Armitage III Poly-Matrix (Geneon Signature Series)Armitage III Poly-Matrix (Geneon Signature Series)
Buy used from: $2.41
The dumbest anime I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. This movie is crap. Read my review.
The ReapingThe Reaping
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $0.55
gah, how is it possible to make a movie this bad?