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General Zombie's Movies Watched in 03/08
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Conan the DestroyerConan the Destroyer
Buy new: $12.98 / Used from: $4.93
(C) Basically the same as the first, yet it's subtly off in a lot of ways that makes it not really work. It does have Wilt Chamberlain, though.
Ab-Normal BeautyAb-Normal Beauty
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(C+) A horror pic from one of the Pang bros. The cinematography is great and it has a few eerie scenes, but the leads are unlikeable, and the story never really pays off.
Top Secret!Top Secret!
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(B+) Pretty much the same as Abrahams other stuff from the era. Not the most intellectual comedy around, but it makes me laugh.
ConquestConquest
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(C-) This Fulci sword and sorcery film sounds like it should be a camp delight with its legions of werewolf soldiers and evil, mostly-naked wizardress, but it's so inept that it proves to be a long watch. It has got some amusing moments, though.
Gone Baby GoneGone Baby Gone by Casey Affleck
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(B+) Well-acted and compelling crime-thriller, though it's hurt by an overly elaborate yet conventional close.
Othello (Fully Restored Version)Othello (Fully Restored Version)
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(B) A stylishly shot filming of the tragedy, but Welles' limited budget, particularly for dubbing, hurts it more than a little.
RollerballRollerball
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(B) A surprisingly endearing sci-fi sports pic. It's way too long at over two hours, but Caan is good in the lead and it has an always enjoyable, if not terribly coherently articulated, individualist theme.
Coogan's BluffCoogan's Bluff
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(B-) Eastwood's first cop role, I think, and he's still half cowboy here, appropriately enough. Competent and entertaining, though unremarkable.
The Brave One (Widescreen Edition)The Brave One (Widescreen Edition)
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(B) Death Wish retread for the new millenium but with a chick. No real surprises, but it's has stylish direction and solid performances. Thematically, however, it seems to try and have it both ways, both favoring and opposing vigilantism simultaneously.
Kentucky Fried MovieKentucky Fried Movie
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(B) Earliest effort from Abrahams/Zucker, along with John Landis. As with most sketch-based films, it's uneven, but it's pretty damn funny at its best.
The Emilio Miraglia Killer Queen Box SetThe Emilio Miraglia Killer Queen Box Set
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(B- for "Red Queen Kills") Standard giallo, though helped by a neat setting and more sympathetic than usual protagonist. Fans of the genre should enjoy it.
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman, Vol. 9 - Adventures of ZatoichiZatoichi the Blind Swordsman, Vol. 9 - Adventures of Zatoichi
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(B) As I always say, it's pretty much the same as the others in the series, and it's quite enjoyable, largely due to Katsu's great portrayl of Zatoichi.
All the Colors of the DarkAll the Colors of the Dark
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(B-) A 'Rosemary's Baby' clone from Martino. Not terribly coherent, but it's stylishly shot and I always particularly enjoy cult-oriented horror films.
Bullet BalletBullet Ballet
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(C+) Tsukumato's overwrought direction is invigorating, and he delivers a good lead performance, but the story itself is not particularly involving.
The 36th Chamber of ShaolinThe 36th Chamber of Shaolin
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(B-) Regarded as a martial-arts classic, but I found it just pretty good. It's more sharply made and has a better story then virtually everything else from the era, but it's long and a bit short on the actual action.
Borderland - After Dark Horror FestBorderland - After Dark Horror Fest
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(B+) A gritty, remarkably atmospheric horror pic about a group of college students beset by a murderous cult in Mexico. It can't ever quite match the promise of the early scenes, but it's a very solid, tense and sometimes gruesome horror film which deserved a wider release.
The ReapingThe Reaping
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(C-) A spectacularly goofy occult thriller. It's no good, but it's certainly watchable, with some amusing twists. On a side note, who the hell's idea was it to have Swank star in this? Horror films must star foxy chicks!
To The Devil A DaughterTo The Devil A Daughter
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(D+) The last of the Hammer horror cycle, and a bad way to go out. There's nothing specifically wrong with it . . . other than that it is mind-bogglingly dull and listless.
Turistas (Unrated Edition)Turistas (Unrated Edition)
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(C+) This horror flick is universally reviled, but I thought it was decent, with great scenery, one gruesome gore scene and some occasional tension. It would even qualify as pretty good were it not for the severely humdrum climax.
The Strange Vice of Mrs. WardhThe Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh
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(B) Another above average giallo from Sergio Martino. It's remarkably sleazy and over the top, even for the genre, but that's exactly what you're likely looking for with a giallo.
The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)
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(C-) Has the exact same problems as the original: Starts out well, but it becomes insanely over the top and implausible when it should be a relatively realistic horror film. Still, I'll take it over the original, cause it's shorter, and Bush is funner to look at than Howell.
Felicia's JourneyFelicia's Journey
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(B) Slow, low-key drama about an Irish girl alone in England who comes across a strange older man with a terrible past. Very slow and a bit uneventful at times, but the strong performances, particularly from Hoskins, carry it.
The Mist (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)The Mist (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
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(B) Fun, surprisingly faithful King adaptation. It has a bit of old-time cheese, but that's appropriate for the film, and it still, ultimately, works on a dramatic level.
Them (a.k.a. Ils)Them (a.k.a. Ils)
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(A-) Excellent French horror film. Generally incredibly tense and without a second of fat.
Sexy BeastSexy Beast
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(B-) This has very entertaining performances, but it's really rather thin when it comes to story. It's still interesting enough, though.
Naked City - Criterion CollectionNaked City - Criterion Collection
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(B-) Innovative Noir/Police Procedural. Probably best remembered now for historical import rather than its actual quality. All in all it's a reasonably entertaining old crime pic with an amusing performance from Fitzgerald, and not much else.
The Crimson RiversThe Crimson Rivers
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(C) French psycho-killer pic is exactly like an American one. The mystery keeps you interested, but the final explanation is stunningly lame, and that sours the rest of the film. Reno is likable, however.
The ButcherThe Butcher
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(B-)French New Wave art film, but with a serial killer. The titular character and his peculiar relationship with an aloof school teaher is interesting, but some of the standing around and talking is dull. The end is effective, however.
Taking of Pelham One Two ThreeTaking of Pelham One Two Three
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(A-) Outstanding, tense and intelligently written crime-thriller from the 70s with a fine cast. First-rate all around.
Three Days of the CondorThree Days of the Condor
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(B) Another typically paranoid 70s thriller about a CIA reader who is inexplicably targeted for assassination. Fairly intriguing from beginning to end, though I'm not much of a Redford fan, and the ending is too heavy handed. Still, it works.
That Obscure Object of Desire - Criterion CollectionThat Obscure Object of Desire - Criterion Collection
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(B-) Bunuel's slightly surreal tale of sexual frustration. I'm not in love with it, but it keeps you interested.