 | 101 Things I Learned in Architecture School by Matthew Frederick
Buy new: $9.07 / Used from: $7.98 This work was orignally titled, "Don't Become an Architect," however the sales team thought this title lended more "mystery" to it. Now, I know you are dying, literally (and I am sorry about that), to know what Matthew Frederick learned in Architecture School.
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 | 101 Things to Do with Ramen Noodles by Toni Patrick
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $5.72 Ten years after his hard fall from celebrity Toni Patrick, of Tony! Toni! Toné! fame, is back with some advice from the trenches...or, let's be fair, the gutter. Excerpt from #53: "...by tightly packing your adult diaper! with piping hot Ramen, you can nip! those chaffed, or sore, sensitive areas in the bud!!?...!" My only gripe with this book is the excessive punctuation.
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 | 101 Things to Do with a Slow Cooker by Stephanie Ashcraft
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.59 Okay, I've never actually read this book. But it got me thinking: could someone committ suicide with a slow cooker? I mean how easy, and convenient! Relax on the couch, put the cooker on your head, crank it to "HIGH", and take a nap.
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 | 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond
Buy new: $7.00 / Used from: $0.23 I know you can buy this book used for, like, a penny, but you need to at least pay full price. Better still, donate most of your money to GENIUS Simon Bond. He is one of America's most underestimated public intellectuals. This book has no parallel except, maybe, the cotton gin. Buy this, and then worship it.
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 | Stencil 101: Make Your Mark with 25 Reusable Stencils and Step-by-Step Instructions by Ed Roth
Buy new: $16.47 / Used from: $21.20 This is a complete rip-off! I bought this expecting 101 professional stencils. You know what? I only got 25, and they are total crap. There is a woman with an afro, a turntable, a disembodied monkey head, a sumo wrestler, and a Buick. Hello? The '70's called, they want their stencils back!!
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 | 101 Secrets A Good Dad Knows by Walter Browder
Buy used from: $0.01 I read this thing cover to cover and I didn't learn a single thing about how to use a belt. My old man was a virtuoso with the "leather and buckle," so I was hoping this book would start me in the right direction. I mean, I still have welts from fifteen years ago! Other topics left untouched: the 30 second bedtime story, "resting with [your] eyes closed," and psychic mapmaking skills.
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 | 101 Things To Do With A Mosquito by Ed Fischer
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $0.01 BORING! This is basically "101 Things to Do with a Horsefly," with a different title and some flashy new graphics. Do NOT be fooled by the HYPE. The MSM wants you to believe this is a "NEW" book. Show those snobby, intelligent, elitist liberals you know what's up (that is, don't buy it)!
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 | 101 Favorite Stories from the Bible by Ura Miller
Buy new: $10.19 / Used from: $5.00 Finally, collected into one volume are 101 of your favorite (don't ask us how we know) stories from the bible. Never before have all these stories been compiled into ONE book! Sure, you could go out and buy all these stories individually, but that could cost you tens of thousands of dollars! Act now, and we'll throw in Psalms, Proverbs, and Numbers, absolutely free!
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 | 101 People Who Are Really Screwing America by Jack Huberman
Buy new: $13.16 / Used from: $0.01 After reading Bernard Goldberg's "100 People Who Are Really Screwing America," Jack Huberman was troubleed by its factual inaccuracy. This is his attempt to get the facts right, though I question the logic of rewriting the entire book just to add one person to the list. Not to mention, beyond all this talk lies the real victim: Ugly Betty.
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 | 101 Dog Tricks: Step by Step Activities to Engage, Challenge, and Bond with Your Dog by Kyra Sundance
Buy new: $12.91 / Used from: $11.78 OMG! I LOVE this book! I did all 101, but I won't say it was easy. Even with Kyra Sundance's excellent advice, it took me four years to train my dog. I may have been doing it wrong; I don't know. One unfortunate side-effect is that, every time I raise my hand to pet old Rosco, he runs under the endtable and urinates. My house smells like piss.
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 | 101 Sample Write-Ups for Documenting Employee Performance Problems by Paul Falcone
Buy new: $23.10 / Used from: $18.50 This book will grab hold of you and never let you go. I do not recommend reading this if you are trying to get to sleep, because you will NOT be able to put it down. I highly recomment filling out some of the write-ups for people you know. For instance: your S.O., your mom, grocer, mailman, and watch their faces light up! BE SPECIFIC; they can't change if they don't know what they are doing wrong.
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 | 101 Questions and Answers on Paul by Ronald D. Witherup
Buy new: $12.71 / Used from: $4.35 I know I make these mistakes alot, but this is not what I thought. My gut reaction was that it would be about my neighbor Paul Drier, but no this is probably about the biblical Paul. I found that it was, in fact, about my neighbor, Paul Drier. I really can't get over this one...or the information inside that I did not want to know, like why the side of his house has a dog-shaped grey stain.
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 | 101 Horsekeeping Tips with Cherry Hill
Buy new: $29.95 / Used from: $26.95 The withers, bars, stars, crest, chest, fretlock, forelock, padlock, gaskin, baskin, robbins, hock, loins, mitbah, ribs, quarters, jellygoo, neck, croup, coupling, dock, and tail, are all parts of the horse that you will hear about in this video. You will learn to individually process and store each one of them for safe"keeping." Warning: this video will make you hungry/vomit.
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 | 101 Things You Gotta Do Before You're 12! by Joanne O'Sullivan
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.01 This is the perfect gift for that youngster in your life, or for forcing us to rehash our squandered childhoods, over and over again. Read through the exciting activities and wonder at how you could have let everything get like this. Your life will never be like it was then, and now there is a list of the specific things you really missed out on. Take #32: enjoy not having a job you hate.
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 | 101 Things to Do with Ground Beef (101 Things to Do With...) by Stephanie Ashcraft
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.85 By now you can tell I like to cook, or read about it anyway. And then pretend to savor it. And then pretend to go to the restroom. You can imaging how disturbing this is for my roommates. Here are my favorites: #5 Meatballs, #84 tare tare, #67 meat-hat, #39 deepfriedmeatincoatpocket.
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 | 101 Things to Do with Meatballs by Stephanie Ashcraft
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.40 Ms. Ashcraft looked in the mirror, after writing 101 Things to Do with Ground Beef, and said "I can do you one better Stephanie!" Then she wrote "101 Things to Do with One of the Things We Did with Ground Beef." Later, wisely, retitled: "101 Things to Do with Meatballs." Faves: #1 Meatballs, #41 juggling, #39 deepfriedmeatincoatpocket. There are some repeats but, overall, a real masterstroke!
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