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Valley of the Dolls [Region 2]Valley of the Dolls [Region 2]
Buy used from: $31.31
I WANT MY DOLLS!!! This is camp 1o1, the queen of real big-hair screaming CAMP! GREAT FUN!!! Also available as Double-Feature with 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls' from Russ Meyer, which has NOTHING to do with first movie, but is also good trashy fun!
Mommie DearestMommie Dearest
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $5.95
NO MORE WIREHANGERS!!! This is the QUEEN MOTHER of Camp! Faye really gives it all! Also belongs on the 'best psycho in movie history' list - Fantastic!
Strait-JacketStrait-Jacket
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $7.94
BRING ME THE AXE!!! This one stands for oh so many unforgettable Classics with good old Joan... also recommended: The Women, Queen Bee, Sudden Fear, Johnny Guitar, Torch Song, Berserk, and of course: TROG!
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition)What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $8.66 / Used from: $8.81
I'VE WRITTEN A LETTER TO DADDY! Those were the days, they don't make 'em like this anymore... Scary as hell and hilarious at the same time!!! Only possible because of 'Clash of the Titans' cast of the 2 greatest Hollywood Divas of the former days. UNFORGETTABLE!
Hush...Hush, Sweet CharlotteHush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte
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POOR BETTE! This one stands for many Classics with the immortal legend Bette Davis, you should also check out: The Letter, Beyond the Forest, The Star, Dead Ringer and The Nanny!
Die Mommie Die!Die Mommie Die!
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $6.84
WHY NOT MEEEE? This is from a guy who really loves classic Camp, it's a wonderful funny homage to diva extravaganza melodramas à la Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. He's really FANTASTIC, a pure Delight for all Camp Lovers! MUST SEE!!
Girls Will Be GirlsGirls Will Be Girls
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.11
I'VE HAD MORE CHILDREN PULLED OUT OF ME THAN A BURNING ORPHANAGE! kinda tranny spoof of 'Valley of the Dolls' with all female parts played by men. Wickedly funny as hell and pure C.A.M.P.
PolyesterPolyester
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $4.45
MY NAME IS FRANCINE FISHPAW, AND I AM AN ALCOHOLIC! My personal favourite of all John Waters movies, although 'Female Trouble' and 'Pink Flamingos' are also top class entertainment!
Lust in the DustLust in the Dust
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.55
Big Fun Camp Western starring Divine, Queen of Trash!
Boom! [VHS]Boom! [VHS]
Buy used from: $35.99
BOMB BANG BOOM! this really has to be seen to be believed... Words cannot describe... kinda artsy fartsy straaange movie with Liz and Dick obviously in their most intoxicated phase... Also one of John Waters' all-time favourite movies!
MahoganyMahogany
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $6.99
OH MY GOD!!! you don't know if you should laugh or run away in pure fear if you see her 'giving it all' to the camera! A long lost gem, finally on DVD!
Sonny Boy [VHS]Sonny Boy [VHS]
Buy used from: $24.78
NO! NO! NO! This is a very unique secret gem of a bizarre freaky movie! David Carradine plays 'mother' of dog-boy who is kept on a chain and asks himself 'Who am I?' Absolutely Unbelievable!
Glen or GlendaGlen or Glenda
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MAYBE WE CAN WORK IT OUT TOGETHER! Classic must-see for every Camp-Lover!
Butterfly [VHS]Butterfly [VHS]
Buy used from: $7.59
not Butterfly, but >THE LONELY LADY< was meant to be in this list: Pia Zadora has to go through hell to reach the Top of Hollywood in this classic camp cheese-feast! HILARIOUS!
SextetteSextette
Buy used from: $26.48
IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?? Imagine this words spoken by a 85-year old embalmed zombie-matrone stuffed in a corsage! WOW WOW WOW!!! Should also belong on 'Scariest Horror Movie' list...
Myra BreckinridgeMyra Breckinridge
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.03
Another wild and tasteless disaster with great MAE WEST in her 80s, humpin' bumpin' and struttin' her stuff! WHHOOOAA! Hooray to Hollywood!
ShowgirlsShowgirls
Buy used from: $2.74
SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN A TEN-INCH DICK AND YOU KNOW IT! Modern Classic! Won the most Razzie-Awards for worst movie ever. Deservedly. Absolute Laugh-Riot!!!
CongoCongo
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AMY MOTHER! AMY GOOD GORILLA! Another Modern Classic! Big disaster Turkey! Among the real painful bad acting and rubbish story the implyed man-ape love-relationship always guarantees great pleasure! YUM YUM!
Battle for the Planet of the ApesBattle for the Planet of the Apes
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APE SHALL NOT KILL APE!! I love all of the 'Planet of the Apes' movies, but this one is the most (unintentionally) funny!
Exorcist II: The Heretic (Snap Case)Exorcist II: The Heretic (Snap Case)
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PAZUZU! KOKUMU! Hilarious bad disastrous unworthy sequel which has almost nothing to do with the first one. Linda Blair is channeling the ghost of a locust or what was it??? Big mess but big fun!!!
Summer of Fear [VHS]Summer of Fear [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.47
Another one with Linda Darling, this is a real Camp-Feast! Linda's Hairstyles are alone worth the price. Most of the time she looks like a runaway Ewok. Other recommended movies from her: Chained Heat, Born Innocent, Savage Streets and the legendary but unfortunately unavailable 'Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic'
The ManitouThe Manitou
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PANA WICHI SALATU! Oh my, if you haven't seen this yet, try to get it immediately! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!! And it was meant to be a Horror-Movie! Ludicrous story, OTT acting, lots of stereotypes and great special effects! Fantastic! finally on DVD!
Death Race 2000 [VHS]Death Race 2000 [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.31
David Carradine playing 'Frankenstein' vs. Sly Stallone as 'Machine-Gun-Joe' in a futuristic Race with the goal to mow down as many pedestrians as possible! One of the greatest B-movies ever, Pure Mindless Fun!
The AppleThe Apple
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MUSICAL MAYHEM I - I do not know how to describe this... One of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Definitely a MUST SEE for Trash Fans!
Village People - Can't Stop the MusicVillage People - Can't Stop the Music
Buy used from: $18.99
MUSICAL MAYHEM II - iiieeek!
The WizThe Wiz
Buy used from: $6.68
MUSICAL MAYHEM III - Here's Diana again! You think you know the meaning of "Over the Top" - Watch this! Never seen anything quite as HYSTERICAL, could not watch it to the end or my head would have exploded. Muppets on Amphetamine Overdose go Rampage
Forbidden ZoneForbidden Zone
Buy new: $18.99 / Used from: $6.99
MUSICAL MAYHEM IV - haven't dared to see it yet, i am too afraid!
Cannibal! The MusicalCannibal! The Musical
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MUSICAL MAYHEM V - not for every taste, but definitely belongs in the collection of every South-Park Lover!
GlitterGlitter
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MUSICAL MAYHEM VI - *puke* ... it's even worse than you think...
Agatha Christie Mysteries (Death on the Nile / Evil Under the Sun / The Mirror Crack'd)Agatha Christie Mysteries (Death on the Nile / Evil Under the Sun / The Mirror Crack'd)
Buy used from: $20.49
BIG VALUE PACK! This 3 are the cream of the crop from the Agatha Cristie movies, excellent high-class camp. All 3 have lush settings, sparkling performances and the dialogues are PURE GOLD! Death on the Nile is the most elegant one, Evil under the Sun is the campiest, but The Mirror Cracked has Liz Taylor very over the Top! Absolutely Fabulous, indeed!
The Poseidon Adventure (Special Edition)The Poseidon Adventure (Special Edition)
Buy used from: $6.57
PLEASE GOD NOT THIS WOMAN!! Wonderful campy disaster movie with the great Shelley Winters. Lots of overacting and cheesy dialogue!
What's the Matter with Helen?/Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (Midnite Movies Double Feature)What's the Matter with Helen?/Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (Midnite Movies Double Feature)
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GOODY GOODY! Delicious Double-Feature with the wonderful(l) Shelley Winters always on the edge of Maaaadnessss... Helen is my favourite! It's a mix of eerie disturbing psychological drama and kitschy black comedy, whereas i can't say if the comic was intended! Seeing her loosing the grip is really a hoot!
RhinestoneRhinestone
Buy used from: $39.22
OH MY GOD: Believe it or not, Dolly wants to turn Sly into a Country Singer. Disturbing Freakshow Fun
Rent-A-CopRent-A-Cop
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $4.02
Liza is the Callgirl and Burt is the tough cop! Big Cheese'n'Ham Fun!
The Mirror Has Two Faces [Region 2]The Mirror Has Two Faces [Region 2]
Buy used from: $27.26
PRETTY PRETTY? Oh yeah, Babs at her Best playing herself! This is a tightrope walk between laugh-riot and painfully embarrassing self-expression.
The Wicker Man (Widescreen Unrated/Rated Edition)The Wicker Man (Widescreen Unrated/Rated Edition)
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $0.01
OH NO NOT THE BEES!! Unbelievable idiotic movie and a big insult to the Original! Retarded director, ridiculous story and embarrassing acting, above all the outrageous comical performance from Mr.CrapcacaCage! OOOUUUCH!!! Laugh yourself to tears!