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Disappointments in Film 2007 (That I've Seen)
By an Amazon.com customer
Spider-Man 3 (Two-Disc Special Edition)Spider-Man 3 (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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It's hard to say this but Sam Raimi dropped the ball big time on this film. Terrible film. How do you mess up Spiderman?
Atonement (Widescreen Edition)Atonement (Widescreen Edition)
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The only emotion I think I showed during the entire runtime of this film was when the Brits started shooting horses on the beach. That was messed up. The rest was a stagey, theatre-like production of very expensive boredom. I really don't get the love this film has received.
Shrek the Third (Widescreen Edition)Shrek the Third (Widescreen Edition)
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Very consistent in deteriorating quality. Shrek was amazing and very good. Shrek 2 was merely ok. Shrek 3 has no soul.
The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)
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The original has one of my favorite onscreen villains of all time, played by Rutger Hauer. Sean Bean is a fine actor, but Rutger Hauer he ain't. A wasted opportunity here.
Seraphim FallsSeraphim Falls
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Westerns are few and far between, which is a shame because they are a dying breed. Movies like Seraphim Falls give little reason to save the genre from extinction and lend creedence to the critical dismissal of the Western.
The MessengersThe Messengers
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John Corbett should fire his agent. Enough with the J-Horror inspired films, Hollywood!
Hannibal Rising (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Hannibal Rising (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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This is how an author sells out. A painful moviegoing experience.
Ghost Rider (Two-Disc Extended Cut)Ghost Rider (Two-Disc Extended Cut)
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I never expected great things from this movie, but I did expect to be entertained. Terrible film and they really blew it with Blackheart.
Reno 911! - Miami (Unrated Edition)Reno 911! - Miami (Unrated Edition)
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The show is hilarious, but after one masturbation montage I knew the movie was going to fall flat. Like pancake flat.
Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie VernonBehind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon
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This is one of those love it or hate it type movies. I hated it.
Dead Silence (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Dead Silence (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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How do you make dolls not scary? See this movie to find out.
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Unrated Edition)The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Unrated Edition)
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The original film and its remake by Aja were both exercises in grueling brutality. This film, except for it's opening sequence, is trite and laughable. Wave goodbye to yourself with your own recently severed hand. Stupid.
Pathfinder (Unrated Edition)Pathfinder (Unrated Edition)
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This had so much potential, but it just turned into a boring, implausible film.