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The Ultimate VersusThe Ultimate Versus
Buy used from: $5.25
An enhanced redux of the classic film school subject matter: Japanese yakuza versus their excuted zombie-victims.
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (Widescreen Edition)AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.09
Another pairing where both are pretty tough to love, although the Predators have got that whole warrior-honor-ethic thing going on.
Democracy vs. JihadDemocracy vs. Jihad
Buy new: $9.99
Ah, current events. Democracy, without a doubt. We may be corrupt, but at least we have some say in how things get done.
Billy the Kid Versus DraculaBilly the Kid Versus Dracula
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $5.04
Ah, what a match-up.
Joe Versus the VolcanoJoe Versus the Volcano
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.39
A movie I dismissed years ago as just plain dumb, I strangely find more and more appealling.
Godzilla vs. Monster ZeroGodzilla vs. Monster Zero
Buy used from: $18.95
One of my all-time favorite Godzilla movies.
Owl Vs. BomboOwl Vs. Bombo
Mighty tough call, it's a mighty tough call.
Vampires Vs. ZombiesVampires Vs. Zombies
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It's gotta be the vampires, because they can fly. But then again, there are a lot more zombies.
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla / Godzilla vs. DestoroyahGodzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla / Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
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A double-dose of the Lizard King taking on all comers.
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah / Godzilla & Mothra: The Battle for EarthGodzilla vs. King Ghidorah / Godzilla & Mothra: The Battle for Earth
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More classic giant monsters trampling cardboard Japan.
Kung Fu vs. YogaKung Fu vs. Yoga
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Ooh, another tough one to call. They've both got that serenity and inner peace thing going on, but kung fu has got that pull-your-beating-heart out thing.
Batman vs. DraculaBatman vs. Dracula
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I know he's at a distinct disadvantage, but I've just gotta go with Batman.
Star Wars vs. Star Trek: The Rivalry ContinuesStar Wars vs. Star Trek: The Rivalry Continues
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Comparing apples and oranges, really.
Ballistic - Ecks vs. SeverBallistic - Ecks vs. Sever
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.01
A ridiculously stupid ultimate secret agent rivalry film, best watched, uh, never.
King Kong Vs Godzilla/King Kong EscapesKing Kong Vs Godzilla/King Kong Escapes
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $11.85
Kong has got that proto-human vibe going, but my heart's with Godzilla-ga.
Shaolin Vs LamaShaolin Vs Lama
My only question is this: regular llama, or a push-me-pull-you llama?
Kramer vs. KramerKramer vs. Kramer
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.57
Ah, those wonderful times of the late 80s divorce drama.
Freddy vs. Jason (New Line Platinum Series)Freddy vs. Jason (New Line Platinum Series)
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Both pretty tough to like, but Freddy always just had more personality.
Fatal Needles vs. Fatal FistsFatal Needles vs. Fatal Fists
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $4.70
Okay, but just how long are the needles?
Killer Barbys Vs. DraculaKiller Barbys Vs. Dracula
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Gotta go with Dracula on this one.
Cops vs. ThugsCops vs. Thugs
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Gotta go with the cops on this one, Haditha-style.
The People vs. Larry Flynt (Special Edition)The People vs. Larry Flynt (Special Edition)
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $7.86
Gotta go with Larry on this one; if the people don't like it, then don't buy it.
Blind Beast vs. Killer DwarfBlind Beast vs. Killer Dwarf
Buy used from: $9.07
Have to root for the little guy, always.
Dollman VS Demonic Toys [VHS]Dollman VS Demonic Toys [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.75
Gotta go with the demonic toys.
Hercules vs. the Hydra [VHS]Hercules vs. the Hydra [VHS]
Buy used from: $59.99
Hercules, naturally.