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Disasterpiece Theater part 5
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I Know Who Killed MeI Know Who Killed Me
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Lindsay Lohan gets tortured in this movie and we get tortured by this bad movie. What have we done to deserve this?
Darkness (Unrated Version)Darkness (Unrated Version)
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Another one of those badly produced haunted house flicks.
Left Behind - The MovieLeft Behind - The Movie
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Made for TV christian cheese starring Kirk Cameron.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next GenerationTexas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
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Pure garbage. This movie marked the end of the TCM series.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (New Line Platinum Series)The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (New Line Platinum Series)
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Stupid and annoying remake that announces that Leatherface is just a freak with bad skin problems. Who knew?
Halloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)Halloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
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Rob Zombie gives Halloween a hillbilly makeover and destroys all fond memories of the original in the process.
Bride of ChuckyBride of Chucky
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The Child's Play series turns into an unfunny parody of itself. For shame!
Seed of ChuckySeed of Chucky
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Some people just dont know when to call it quits.
White Noise (Widescreen Edition)White Noise (Widescreen Edition)
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This movie had an interesting concept but it plays like a rejected episode of the Twilight Zone.
Aliens vs. Predator - RequiemAliens vs. Predator - Requiem
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Crummy, badly-lit sequel and hopefully the last of the series.
Freddy's Dead - The Final NightmareFreddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare
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They ended the series on a crappy note.
American Psycho 2American Psycho 2
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Mila Kunis plays a wackier version of her character of that 70s Show in this awful sequel.
Miami Vice (Unrated Director's Cut)Miami Vice (Unrated Director's Cut)
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Removes everything that is great about the TV series and turns it into a stylish bore.
JumperJumper
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The best good-looking bad movie I've ever seen starring the ever-so-wooden Hayden Christensen.
Constantine (Widescreen Edition)Constantine (Widescreen Edition)
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Jaw-dropping awful. Finally Keanu Reeve made a movie that stunk worse than Johnny Mnemonic.
Superman Returns (Two-Disc Special Edition)Superman Returns (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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Bryan Singer triumphed in making X-men and X2 great but he failed here. This movie moves at a snail's pace and contradicts itself at every turn.
A View to a KillA View to a Kill
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Roger Moore wore out his welcome with this deadly dull installment of the James Bond series.
Maniac Cop 3 [VHS]Maniac Cop 3 [VHS]
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Too bad to be a camp classic. At least the first two had that honor of being a camp classic.
Sphere (Snap Case)Sphere (Snap Case)
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Queen Latifah getting stung by jellyfish earlier in the movie made me envy her. At least she didnt have sit through this boring clunker.
XanaduXanadu
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You wonder why the disco era died so abruptly? Here's one reason. If you're looking for pure cheese this one wont disappoint.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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The disco era took another hit with this incredibly cheesy Bee Gees vehicle.
Village People - Can't Stop the MusicVillage People - Can't Stop the Music
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Cant stop the corniness.
The InvasionThe Invasion
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Another pointless remake. Nicole Kidman did her best but how far can that take you with a terrible script?
Under the Cherry MoonUnder the Cherry Moon
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Ridiculous vanity project for Prince and this one made no sense at all.
Escape from L.A.Escape from L.A.
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If you've seen Escape From New York, you've seen this movie. Stick with that one instead of this one.
Alien ResurrectionAlien Resurrection
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Alien will always be a trilogy. This is just some retarded knockoff posing as an Alien installment.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's RevengeA Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Revenge
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The notoriously weak sequel of the NOES series had some serious continuity problems(Freddy possessing some wuss, killing people that have no tie to Elm Street) and a horrible script to boot.
1941 (Collector's Edition)1941 (Collector's Edition)
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Who knew a movie containing so much explosions, fighting and people screaming can be so boring? Lets honor the memory of the late great John Belushi by forgetting this blooper.
The Fly II (Collector's Edition)The Fly II (Collector's Edition)
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Terrible sequel to Croneberg's classic. Bland and gross.
The GrudgeThe Grudge
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Poorly written, poorly produced, poorly acted, all around bad film.
Lost in Space (New Line Platinum Series)Lost in Space (New Line Platinum Series)
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There is no reason for this movie to be as bad as it was given the time period that it came out in.
Four RoomsFour Rooms
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Four badly written stories with Tim Roth caught in the middle of them. Tim Roth can do comedy but the writers of this movie sucked.
Beastmaster 3 [VHS]Beastmaster 3 [VHS]
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Meet the Batman and Robin of the Beastmaster series.
The Next Karate KidThe Next Karate Kid
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Boring and stupid retread of the original Karate Kid.
Bless the ChildBless the Child
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Bless the people that didnt die of boredom while watching it.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Single Disc)Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Single Disc)
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Spielberg tarnishes the legacy of the greatest adventure series ever with this asinine installment. Aliens??? George Lucas, hang it up already!
Cold Creek ManorCold Creek Manor
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Thrillers dont get any more derivative than this.
The Core (Widescreen Edition)The Core (Widescreen Edition)
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Corny disaster flick that is a disaster in every sense of the word.
ArmageddonArmageddon
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Loud, clumsy, predictable, schmaltzy. All of these words best describe this movie.
The Day After Tomorrow (Widescreen Edition)The Day After Tomorrow (Widescreen Edition)
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The only disaster movie on this list that had potential and threw it out of the window for a sappy, dull melodrama. Cool special effects though.