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Disasterpiece Theater Part 9
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Alexander - Director's Cut (Full Screen Edition)Alexander - Director's Cut (Full Screen Edition)
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The worst historical epic of all time.
Caligula (The Unrated Edition)Caligula (The Unrated Edition)
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If Alexander never existed this could have been the worst historical epic of all time. A movie all about sex has never been more awful.
Lost SoulsLost Souls
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Another howler of a religious thriller.
Body of Evidence (Unrated)Body of Evidence (Unrated)
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Cheap knockoff of Basic Instinct. Willem Dafoe and Madonna having sex.....YUCK!
Daddy Day CampDaddy Day Camp
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Movies like this show you how far Cuba Gooding Jr has fell off the radar.
EnoughEnough
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Lifetime movies look like gold compared this cheap exploitation flick.
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition)National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition)
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You remember when the name National Lampoons meant something? Me too.
She's Out of ControlShe's Out of Control
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One of the reasons why most people have mixed feelings about the 80s.
Ghosts Can'T Do It [VHS]Ghosts Can'T Do It [VHS]
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And neither can Bo Derek. Let's not remember the late Anthony Quinn by this movie.
DerailedDerailed
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Another Jean Claude clunker.
Hollow ManHollow Man
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Another Paul Verhoeven misfire. Note to Paul: gratuitous T&A shots dont make any movie good.
Down to YouDown to You
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Are you sure you dont know why people hate Freddie Prinze Jr and his movies?
Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition)Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition)
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Sylvester Stallone wrote this? It figures.
Shanghai SurpriseShanghai Surprise
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Gigli of the 80s. Madonna playing a missionary? Sean Penn as the hero? Talk about suspension of belief.
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2
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Awful sequel.
The Next Best ThingThe Next Best Thing
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The next worst thing.
Mixed NutsMixed Nuts
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Another talented cast wasted on a dreadfully unfunny Christmas flick.
PerfectPerfect
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John Travolta's career stalled while Jamie Lee Curtis's career goes unscathed. Amazing.
The Blue Lagoon (Special Edition)The Blue Lagoon (Special Edition)
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Brooke Shield had to get her start somewhere.
Car 54, Where Are You?Car 54, Where Are You?
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Even worse than you've heard.
EarthquakeEarthquake
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A disasterpiece from the past that won awards. Go figure.
Psycho IIIPsycho III
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The weak link of the Psycho series.
The AppleThe Apple
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Bizarre musical that qualifies only as a guilty pleasure.
Get CarterGet Carter
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Godawful remake of the Michael Caine classic. Sylvester Stallone as Jack Carter? Yikes!!!
FreedomlandFreedomland
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Is is murder mystery or social commentary or a weak mixture of both? You decide.
Marci XMarci X
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Damon Wayans stopped being funny a loooong time ago. Now he is about as unfunny as that chick from Friends next to him.
Barney's Great Adventure - The MovieBarney's Great Adventure - The Movie
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As if the TV show wasn't bad enough we have to suffer through this dreadful brain-rotting swill of a movie.
Envy (Widescreen Edition)Envy (Widescreen Edition)
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I envy those that never saw this time waster.
Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition)Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition)
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You mean to tell me the guy that directed Boomerang couldnt do better than this?
Feel the NoiseFeel the Noise
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Self-explanatory badness.
Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)
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The hell with Silverman, save yourselves!
Surviving ChristmasSurviving Christmas
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Try surviving this fiasco.
Timeline (Widescreen Edition)Timeline (Widescreen Edition)
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Terrible adaptation of a Michael Chrichton novel.
The Scarlet LetterThe Scarlet Letter
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Laughably bad adaptation of Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel.
Judge DreddJudge Dredd
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This movie could have been great but add Sylvester Stallone into the mix and Rob Schneider for comic relief and you get a knockoff of Cobra.
The TuxedoThe Tuxedo
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I love Jackie Chan but he has some real bloopers to his name and this is one of them.
Dreamcatcher (Widescreen Edition)Dreamcatcher (Widescreen Edition)
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Wow, Steven King has officially lost his touch.
SwimfanSwimfan
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Fatal Attraction knockoff.
How She MoveHow She Move
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Great dance moves, bad movie.
Lady in the Water (Widescreen Edition)Lady in the Water (Widescreen Edition)
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Boring, asinine and convoluted. M. Night's starting to lose his touch.