Nice portable emergency pack that you can throw in the trunk of your Commando accessorized SUV so you feel like a "Road Warrior". Give this to college students for when they run out of money before getting their check from mom and dad. This pack doesn't come with food and water so add at least one Life+Gear Life Essentials.

This would even help the "Lost" folks get around the island. Includes a motion sensor to warn against "The Intruders" and a mirror for signaling for help.

A must have for any survival vehicle. You never know when someone might put it in flood waters, the swimming pool, or some wacked out group like that in "Omega Man"(I Am Legend) try to torch it. You can cut belts, break windows, and exit in no time.

Just in case your lose you lighter and matches are soggy after you crash on "The Planet of the Apes".

Keep warm when the power isn't available, or you want to remember sleeping on the floor at grandma's as a kid. If your billeted in temporary housing in Germany or Korea during Fall or Winter, you will probably be glad you have one of these.

Keep your dogs warm during a three dog night at "The Thing" festival in Fairbanks, Alaska in February. Don't let the Moose wear them, they stretch them out.

Suck out the venom. A must have for those with "Arachnophobia" and if you are alergic to bugs, snakes, and "Alien" bites.

Nice and toasty for cold nights. Useful for how many can fit in a "Logan's Run" sleeping bag contests.

Not a bad survival knife and great if you want the "Rambo" look to impress the ladies.

Nice generator if you lose electric or gas during "Armageddon". Comes in real handy when some nimrod doesn't alert the utility company before digging with a backhoe.

Well rated first aid kit, and it impresses the neighbors. Just don't let the kids play doctor with it. Comes in handy if you botch the seppuku.

Get all types of rechargeable batteries you need for your equipment. Beats fighting others finding them once the stores run out "Dusk to Dawn".

Keep the hands and body warm when someone doesn't believe your hypothermia routine in the "Abyss".

Read on how to make it on "Survivor", or in case something bad does happen and you need something for the porta potty reading.

Prescribed by "Dr. Who" to help reduce glowing in the dark after "Fail Safe".

Be sure to pick up a good chair or two. I suggest you put your name on it in marker or stitching so the other members of the "Krippendorf Tribe" don't try to Bogart it.

Good for lighting stuff when it's windy out or if someone doesn't like you to smoke while watching "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" and they try to blow out your light. This one comes with extra supplies.

Great for all your needs if you are a "Saw" victim. Comes in handy if they don't plow the ice and snow behind your car. Beats paying a couple thousand in repairs for a cracked spoiler or bumper. Denali makes a less expensive one if you can find it.

Great for when roughing it or you have sold the silverware to "Robocop" for repairs.