An amazon.com reviewer put it best: "children should not be exposed to this." Well, come to think of it, neither should prisoners. Cruel and unusual punishment.

Nothing sends warm holiday greetings quite like a bunch of singing rodents! If this album doesn't make you want to hang yourself, you are one tough hombre...

I included this one because I hear U.S. soldiers are actually using Barney's music to annoy insurgents. Brilliant. Our tax dollars finally working for us.

This is perfect music to play if you are a Green Beret who needs some intel from a "raghead". Play this album and they will beg you to stop.

If you've ever been to Disneyland, you know that "It's a Small World" will drive you crazy. They play that song over and over again until you want to gouge your eyes out with a plastic fork.